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Beavertude 

Woman with PMS.
her cycle made Polly have a beavertude.
Beavertude by Chloe1776 November 21, 2018
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Beaverteen 

Ratchet culture deprived teenagers who live in the suburb Beaverton, Oregon. Will say they live in Portland, but lie. Most likely go to Westview or Sunset. Often found at Chipotle, Jamba Juice, or hanging out in their suburban neighborhoods.
I had to take the SAT at Sunset and it was full of beaverteens; literally every girl was wearing uggs and had curled hair it was hell.
Beaverteen by grainssss January 3, 2017

beavertreat

(bee voor treet)
1: A treat given to a beaver in order to entice it to give up the treats.

2: A fat vagina covered in large amounts of pubic hair that is a treat to gnaw upon.

3: A treat often used to persuade dolphins into calling you at home because you have a dorsal fin.

4: A collection of sticks taken from a dam built by a beaver; usually use to beat the face off of defenseless baby seals.

5: Beavers on a stick, also referred to as a "shishka-beaver" or a "beaver-kabob" if there are onions on it.

6: An engine that runs on jaw power when the extra cam kicks in, often confused with VTEC made by Honda.

7: When a woman is in possession of a orifice that is tight like a man's anus, she is referred to as a beavertreat.

8: Anything that you would like to fuck immediately.
1: "Can I buy you a beavertreat?"

2: "I just ate some popcorn, can I borrow your beavertreat so I can floss this shit out of my teeth?

3: "AKAAA KAAA! Does he call you at home? DO you HAVE A DORSAL FIN!?"

4: "Oh shit! There's a defenseless baby seal! Gimme some of those beavertreats before it gets away!"

5: "Throw some den shishka-beavers on da grill, I'm hungry as shit back here! "Gnaw man, all I got is some beaver-kabobs".

6: "Hey baby LOOK! Prelude BeaverTEC"

7: "Damn your pussy's so fucking TIGHT like a boa constrictor, this shit is a crazy beavertreat!"

8: "hey there beavertreat, you got a boyfriend? Someone who can lick your day away?"
beavertreat by The Funky Redneck December 11, 2008

beaverden 

A women’s vagina that is ready to be plugged by a stiff shaft.
Hey Bradley, Chloe’s beaverden looks like it’s lonley and ready for python to spread its lips.

Beavercide 

The assassination of any one member of the Spanish Governing Body
"I'm going to commit Beavercide"
Beavercide by Basylsk October 4, 2020

Beaverqueef 

a dark-haired male, who is a tad bit over weight.

way too cocky, and absolutly NO experience. a wanna be.

also refered as a c-biscuit

cannot skateboard
that loser over there is a Beaverqueef...
Beaverqueef by C.U.N.W March 10, 2009

Beavercide 

Meth head commiting suicide.
Poor drug addict commited beavercide.
Beavercide by Chloe1776 November 21, 2018
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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