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beavercheese 

Verb -

The act of a female scratching her gentalia and then smelling it (or having somebody else smell it).
Heather just beavercheesed herself so, you should stay away from that snatch.
beavercheese by Vulok April 3, 2011

Beavercocking 

When a girl chews on your cock till you bleed then drinks you blood with your pubes as a side
“beavercocking” Woah the way she beavercocked me last night was amazing

Beaverclops

A god amongst men. An actual lord on the thumbsticks, he’s the best player on the ice at any given time
1. Can’t believe beaverclops got traded from Nashville
2. Hey man did you see beaverclops carry Nashville last night? He’s amazing
3. Can’t believe SelkeSean doesn’t like beaverclops he’s the GOAT
Beaverclops by Gvnb February 9, 2022

beaverloop 

Beaverloop is a womans vagina
I love to eat a chicks beaverloop

Beavercoons 

A Beavercoon is the mix between a beaver and a raccoon, these freaks of nature don't actually exist in nature, they invade your dreams by sending a Mini-Beavercoon about the size of your palm and when you catch it a mass number of Beavercoons of different sizes come out from everywhere and sometimes there is an overly sized Bob cat that jumps into your home and roars in an awkward tone, there can also be a whole bunch of people around who don't seem to notice all this happening, just the person dreaming.
Dude 1:"Dude, I had the weirdest dream last night about a whole bunch of Beavercoons."
Dude 2:"Did a overly sized Bob cat jump into your home and roar in an awkward tone?!?"
Dude 1:"Yeah!"
Beavercoons by Noodlejuices January 1, 2011

Beavercop 

Guy's who check out or chase pussy on a regular basis. Can also be a female, but generally meant for males.
That guy's a real beavercop! He checks out almost every pussy he ever dates.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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