beatsville

Noun. 1) A suburban shithole. 2) Anywhere town USA. 3) Any of the one million towns across the USA that consist of two dozen chain stores, a couple thousand one story homes, graph-paper streets, and your standard public service facilities. See: Mid-America. Republican districts. Lower middle class living.

Ethan: Where are we?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Ethan: No, there's the sign, Oxnard.

or

Jake: Where's the next gas station?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Jake: No, I think there's one in Chula Vista.

or

Samantha: Where's the meeting?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Samantha: Yeah, Lancaster's a shithole. Not as bad as Barstow though.
Malcom: Let's not split hairs over this one, babe.

by RyKirb November 1, 2008

Beatsville

A party or an event that is so incredibly lame to the point where you would rather be doing anything else. Derived from beat

Me:The party is horrible, what is this beatsville?
Daniel: This is ass bro, it is indeed Beatsville.

by WildishGambino November 20, 2018

Beallsville, Pa

A small town in Western, Pa. it’s quite literally the pimple on the ass of Pennsylvania.

Hey is that a pimple on your ass? No it’s just Beallsville, Pa

by PensFan8771 November 1, 2018

Beauville

1. Noun. A Chevy Van used by security guards and also a fifties station wagon.
2. Verb. To go in circles or never answer a question.
3. Adjective. Large
Pronounced as Boo-ville

1. "Hey Ryan, did you know that I like Beauvilles?"
2. When asked what Hamlet was about, Matt Beauvilled the question by saying, "Beauvilles are nicth."
3. Oh my god that lard-ass is Beauville big.

by El Rigo January 11, 2008

Batesville Burner

After enjoying one's self to a meal of crawfish, the guy proceeds to finger the girl while the finger appears to be clean but are in fact still full of hot spices, resulting in a burning sensation in the girl's pussy.

That bitch didn't know I ate crawfish today until I gave her a Batesville Burner

by napkin May 6, 2006

beamsville

Beamsville Ontario is mainly a farmers town, but in the downtown area it is very ghetto although some people from the 70's may say that it is urbanized the urban definition is that it's completely filled with stoners, hicks and street hoes. But I'm sure they sell some prime kush.

Man let's hit up beamsville an smoke some of the best weed known to man till 3am

by buddabing May 1, 2011

Beasville

Nigga Town between Plant City and Lithia Florida. Place to drive through to get a contact high.

Yo man i wanna get high but im broke.

Just drive through beasville nigga

by jCudeb October 3, 2009