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Beatley

One who waits till he is 17 to lose his virginity, then loses it on a weight set and or bench press bench.
Guy 1: Dude, im really nervous, its my first time. Guy 2: Just pull a beatley, it'll impress her.
by Yodalayhehoo May 3, 2011
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Beatlemaniac

People with an obsession with The Beatles. They're also the greatest group of fans in the world.
"wow that girl is awesome"
"she's a beatlemaniac"
"LET ME MARRY HER"
by BEatlemaniac1234 December 17, 2012
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Beatles

The divine pantheon of all things Hippie.

Consists of:

- John Lennon: the God of Social Commentary and Hard Drugs

- Paul McCartney: God of Vegetarianism and Strawberries

- George Harrison: the God of Meditation and Sunshine

- Ringo Starr: the God of Peace, Love and Sentient Locomotives

According to the Ancient Hippie Mythology, John Lennon hatched from an egg laid by the Walrus, and guitared the rest of the universe into existence. In an eternal strawberry field, he watered a stereo-box for number-nine days and number-nine nights, until the stereo box hatched, and out climbed Paul McCartney. George Harrison was likewise formed from a drop of sun. But the Band longed for a bloody good drummer. Then, an octopus laid an egg that was hatched under a steam engine, and Ringo Starr was born.

Devout followers of Beatlemania will be rewarded in the afterlife, ferried by Mr. Conductor to the Yellow Submarine, which will take them to their eternal home of Pepperland. Sinners, however, will be rounded up by th *other* Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) and shipped off to the sh*tty TV cartoon's universe to spend eternity in agony.
I was stoned off my ass when I wrote that Urban Dictionary definition for the Beatles.
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The Beatles

A legendary band consisting of George Harrison, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and Ringo Starr(whose real name was Richard Starkey). Their music is well known and well liked.
I decided to listen to the Beatles today. It was a great decision.
by 88888888888888888 May 31, 2013
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Beatles High

A temporary high obtained by listening to multiple Beatles songs in a row. Can be best obtained by listening to I am the Walrus, Across the Universe and Strawberry Fields Forever.

Unlike other forms of getting high, this has no lasting effects on the body other than having an urge to buy multiple Beatles albums and/or having an extremely good day.
I was too busy getting a Beatles High... You should try it sometime
by w00t123 November 19, 2010
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Michael Beakley

A crazed lunatic who is high on jelly beans and corn syrup.
Poor Michael Beakley eatin all those jelly beans
by A Fake Fat Sunny November 2, 2020
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Beatles birthday

One's sixty-fourth birthday, in reference to the Beatles song "When I'm Sixty-Four".
Lisa said she was having her Beatles birthday, but her husband Harry said she was a million years old in binary.
by Leslie Doppler August 21, 2008
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