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A person who is uncultured in music.

Someone who has a bad taste in music.
Jeff said that Back In Black was sung by Nirvana, he is such a Beatard.
Beatard by KingDiz May 24, 2019
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beartard 

element of bear

element of retard

noun


1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy

2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll

3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts

4 common name for user who has been multi banned for being a self destructing moron
Bob always has to be king of the forums. He's such a beartard.
beartard by micks_folly March 25, 2009

Bratarded 

When one is extremely deficient at removing the female article of clothing, the bra.
-"Oh my god, Aaron, it's been 4 minutes! I'll do it, you're so bratarded"

-"I don't think he's gotten much action. He was completely bratarded yesterday"
Bratarded by djgringo June 16, 2010
a buzzing flying insect with a low iq and an ability to produce crap honey. is almost always cross eyed and dribbles a lot.
'what the fucks that buzzing in my hair????'
'oh, don't worry. its just a beetard.'
beetard by clevercloggage March 21, 2009
A Beyonce stan that believes the woman is God. They will defend her at all costs and blindly ignore anything negative about her. When they see a picture of her flashing her vagina they will respond by saying something along the lines of, "Yeah well, so-and-so flashed their vagina loads more times than Bey."

They will also falsely claim that Beyonce has class and elegance and that she DOESN'T use sex to sell records!
That guy just claimed that Beyonce is the Queen of Pop. What a Beytard!

Only a Beytard could believe that Beyonce is talented.

Must you always attack other female singers to try and make Beyonce seem better? Stupid Beytard!
Beytard by SayNoToBeytards August 9, 2009

Beaterdeens 

Damn brah last night I was kickin it wit Maile... You Beaterdeens?
Beaterdeens by BEATERDEENBOI!! December 22, 2009
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