Beytard 

A Beyonce stan that believes the woman is God. They will defend her at all costs and blindly ignore anything negative about her. When they see a picture of her flashing her vagina they will respond by saying something along the lines of, "Yeah well, so-and-so flashed their vagina loads more times than Bey."

They will also falsely claim that Beyonce has class and elegance and that she DOESN'T use sex to sell records!

That guy just claimed that Beyonce is the Queen of Pop. What a Beytard!

Only a Beytard could believe that Beyonce is talented.

Must you always attack other female singers to try and make Beyonce seem better? Stupid Beytard!

Beytard by SayNoToBeytards August 9, 2009

boytarded 

When a boy you like makes you act retarded.

Girl: Greg is such a hottie!

Friend: Why don't you go talk to him?

Girl: No way! He makes me all boytarded and nervous and I can't talk, I just ramble and act stupid whenever I'm around him!

boytarded by Kacie Lyn January 1, 2009

beetard

a buzzing flying insect with a low iq and an ability to produce crap honey. is almost always cross eyed and dribbles a lot.

'what the fucks that buzzing in my hair????'
'oh, don't worry. its just a beetard.'

beetard by clevercloggage March 21, 2009

baytard 

1: Specifically used describe online tech support who act as if they are onimpotent, but end up responding to your problems with ridiculously worthless solutions.

2: Incompetent customer support staff who take an obscene amount of time to respond to your email - usually because they have absolutely no idea what they are doing.

Many "too big for their own good" web sites seem to hire a lot of baytards to run their customer support department.

baytard by WasInvincible February 19, 2006

Betard 

When Someone Is Being A Retard But You Aren't Allowed To Say Retard You Say Betard Since It Has No Offence.

You Are Being A Betard Stupid 6 Year Old Admin

Betard by Wavy Koala September 20, 2018

boytarded 

When you commit an act of idiocy for which the only reason is that you are a boy.

Billy blew off his fingers with fireworks because he's boytarded like that

boytarded by Chancellor October 2, 2007

bertarded 

Stupid and slow witted, worse then retarded.

Bertarded - A person who has not clue how to do anything.

bertarded by Cat mechanic March 26, 2013