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1.Derives from a combination of the words 'Bast/Bastard/'and'asswipe' used in such situations to describe an individual who does not yet qualify under the terms 'bastard' nor 'bast' but in -what can only be described as- a fourth dimension in between the two.

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2.the process of a 'bast/bastard' wiping the excess shit from they're posterior.
1.Dude, word on the street is basty mc bastwipe is a bastwipe.

2.Clutching the scrunched ball of toilet rag, i carefully yet instinctively smeared the shit from off my posterior..i had become a bastwipe.
bastwipe by conrad edwins March 14, 2007
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Beastwipe 

When you take a massive shit and go to wipe, but you don't realize your Hulk-like strength and destroy the toilet paper in your hand. Then you continue to wipe your ass with your bare hand.
Oh man, I was in the bathroom the other day and totally had to beastwipe. My hand still fucking smells.
Beastwipe by Urghat April 24, 2010
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