beastology 

schooling someone on how to be a beast

yo let me hit you with some of this beastology

beastology by drifter412 September 10, 2010

Beastology 

The detailed study of people with beastly appearances which are frankly repulsive. When assesing beasts they can be assosiated with different creatures like wild bore, wilderbeasts, arabian mammals, large sweaty dogs and ye olde grizzly.

Jimothy: good lord william have you seen that wild bore over there, take a look at that up turned nose and stubby appearence.

William: thats nothing compared to ye olde grizzly over there! i mean iv never seen such a large amount of pertruding back hair.

Proffesor G wizz: ( chuckles to himself) oh you boys really are the star pupils of beastology!

Beastology by horseraddishsenior July 18, 2011

bhaktology 

Bhaktology : Noun. Bhakt+ logy. Study of Bhakts and the phenomenon called Bhaktism.

Latest social media trend among the vertical political divide in Modified India. It is more effervescent during elections. Those Indians who are blind(not literary) supporters of one political party in India are Bhakts (The Devotees). Contrary to the conventional use of of the word which tilts towards color saffron, the Bhaktology can be either Saffron or Green. They act on emotions rather than rational thought process. For them, The Government and The Nation are synonyms. If someone criticizes their ideologies, he or she is termed as anti-national.

The Bhaktology is similar to an international phenomenon like 'white supremacy' or 'the black lives matter' as indicate the same type of divide in USA. Bhaktology is a definitive process and it removes all doubt about 'to be or not to be'. People will have to choose between the Devil and the Red sea in any case.

Q.What do you call a study of total devotion to a political party?
A. Yes, its Bhaktology, Its a camaraderie of highest proportion and if you are not with me than you are against me.

bhaktology by Funny Indian April 29, 2019

breastologist 

A specialist in the study of women'sbreasts; One who tests the weight, shape, size, taste and bounce of women's breasts.

After four years of intense study, Jorge became a breastologist

breastologist by Sy Lopez January 9, 2008

bearology 

describing the psychological practice of studying bears within their natural habitat. (Bear) the term to describe the subgroup in homosexual culture identified as a heavy set physical appearance; body hair and facial hair. The natural habitat of the bears is:
Pubs, clubs, eating establishments.
For true enthusiasts night vision cameras are employed to observe said bears in darker environments e.g. dark rooms, saunas and badly lit cruising areas.

That Greg has been studying those guys for ages, I'm sure he is studying bearology

bearology by wxbearx July 5, 2010

Breastology 

When one knows breasts to a great extent.

"I told you bro, I know me some tits. Got a PH.D in Breastology!"

Breastology by Witty Jack January 5, 2008

Battology 

1.Continual unnecessary reiteration of the same words, phrases, or ideas.

2.A needless repetition of words in speaking or writing.

3.A rhetorical term for needless and tiresome repetition in speaking or writing.

His writing suffers from ornate description and battology, but hidden beneath all that he’s got a valid point.

Battology by E.Knight. November 5, 2010