beastiology

In some circles, most notably groups of young males who have spent ~50% of their young lives watching Transformers, this word is synonymous with "beastiality".

"I can't believe the judge sentenced me to 6 years in jail for "beastiality"! I always have problems pronouncing 'beastiology'"

beastiology by jocko thor August 8, 2007

Breastology 

When one knows breasts to a great extent.

"I told you bro, I know me some tits. Got a PH.D in Breastology!"

Breastology by Witty Jack January 5, 2008

Bestiology 

Bestiology is a monotheistic religion which worships one patriachal all-powerful, frequently drunk, God, a monotheistic Baccus if you will.

Bestiology has, as of yet, no holy book but does have commandments and worship takes place not on consecrated ground but in cheap taverns.

The God of Bestiology has a comically large, mishapen head.

All religeons are false except, of course, Bestiology!

Bestiology by DavrosTheBadger March 6, 2009

beastology 

schooling someone on how to be a beast

yo let me hit you with some of this beastology

beastology by drifter412 September 10, 2010

Beastology 

The detailed study of people with beastly appearances which are frankly repulsive. When assesing beasts they can be assosiated with different creatures like wild bore, wilderbeasts, arabian mammals, large sweaty dogs and ye olde grizzly.

Jimothy: good lord william have you seen that wild bore over there, take a look at that up turned nose and stubby appearence.

William: thats nothing compared to ye olde grizzly over there! i mean iv never seen such a large amount of pertruding back hair.

Proffesor G wizz: ( chuckles to himself) oh you boys really are the star pupils of beastology!

Beastology by horseraddishsenior July 18, 2011