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Bestiology 

Bestiology is a monotheistic religion which worships one patriachal all-powerful, frequently drunk, God, a monotheistic Baccus if you will.

Bestiology has, as of yet, no holy book but does have commandments and worship takes place not on consecrated ground but in cheap taverns.

The God of Bestiology has a comically large, mishapen head.
All religeons are false except, of course, Bestiology!
Bestiology by DavrosTheBadger March 6, 2009
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beastology 

schooling someone on how to be a beast
yo let me hit you with some of this beastology
beastology by drifter412 September 10, 2010

beastiology

In some circles, most notably groups of young males who have spent ~50% of their young lives watching Transformers, this word is synonymous with "beastiality".
"I can't believe the judge sentenced me to 6 years in jail for "beastiality"! I always have problems pronouncing 'beastiology'"
beastiology by jocko thor August 8, 2007

Beastology 

The detailed study of people with beastly appearances which are frankly repulsive. When assesing beasts they can be assosiated with different creatures like wild bore, wilderbeasts, arabian mammals, large sweaty dogs and ye olde grizzly.
Jimothy: good lord william have you seen that wild bore over there, take a look at that up turned nose and stubby appearence.

William: thats nothing compared to ye olde grizzly over there! i mean iv never seen such a large amount of pertruding back hair.

Proffesor G wizz: ( chuckles to himself) oh you boys really are the star pupils of beastology!

Bootiology 

The study of booty
I’m studying bootiology to become a bootiologist
Bootiology by Dr.Momo December 5, 2019

Study of Bustology 

study girls who are hurt.
guy: IM a savant in the study of bustology
guy 2: cadet, rellllaxxxxxxxxx, yardy know I know the hurt girls, no need to study
Study of Bustology by Bravo team 9 December 12, 2018