Beardylocks

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A grown bearded man, who is very specific about the porridge he consumes.

I don't know why, but Beardylocks didn't like the taste of my porridge last night.

Beardylocks by Beardylocks January 18, 2015

Words you can keep

baldylocks

baldylocks = name for a bald headed friend

Derived from the story book name Goldy Locks and used originally in Nottingham, 2003 by Tanner to refer to his follically challenged or shaven headed friends. First used on Jon Eames and later on Random Guy.

Oi Baldylocks, can you get me some ganj this weekend?

baldylocks by Tanner D August 2, 2004

Related Words

Beardylocks • Beardilocks • baldylocks • birdylocks houlihan

baldylocks

Commonly refers to someone who has lost his/her hair from chemotherapy. Also refers to someone who has shaved his/her head to raise money for, or to support someone going through cancer treatment.

Baldylocks is happy to have ended cancer treatment.

baldylocks by Baldylocks November 15, 2007

Beardilocks

A person who's only defining characteristic is their beard. No other noticeable or remarkable features, save the beard.

Jason: "Do you remember that guy that we saw at the fair the other day?"
Mark: "Which one?"
Jason: "Beardilocks."
Mark: "Oh yeah! That guy with the crazy beard! What a player."

Beardilocks by Bloberita July 24, 2010

Baldylocks

Actually Baldylocks was used to refer to a kid with a shaved or buzzed head as early as the 90's on Chicago's west side.
Usually used in a teasing way when a kid came to school with a freshly buzzed head.

Hey, baldylocks! Why you wearing a hat in school?

Baldylocks by ex chicago teacher September 22, 2008

BaldyLocks

Someone who isnt bald, a ladies man, handsome,successful suave and refined.

Hey that guy gets all the girls! yes he really is a Baldylocks kind of guy

BaldyLocks by TheLiberalsNightmare December 27, 2011

Beardilocks

When a guy has juuuuust the right amount of facial hair, body hair and a Dad bod.

Amy: “My husband has a Dad bod and just the right amount of facial hair.”

Zach: “How about his body hair?”

Amy: “Not too little, not too much… it’s juuuuuust right! My very own beardilocks!”

Beardilocks by Amyl86 May 14, 2025

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026