Beardylocks

A grown bearded man, who is very specific about the porridge he consumes.

I don't know why, but Beardylocks didn't like the taste of my porridge last night.

by Beardylocks January 18, 2015

baldylocks

baldylocks = name for a bald headed friend

Derived from the story book name Goldy Locks and used originally in Nottingham, 2003 by Tanner to refer to his follically challenged or shaven headed friends. First used on Jon Eames and later on Random Guy.

Oi Baldylocks, can you get me some ganj this weekend?

by Tanner D August 2, 2004

baldylocks

Commonly refers to someone who has lost his/her hair from chemotherapy. Also refers to someone who has shaved his/her head to raise money for, or to support someone going through cancer treatment.

Baldylocks is happy to have ended cancer treatment.

by Baldylocks November 15, 2007

Beardilocks

A person who's only defining characteristic is their beard. No other noticeable or remarkable features, save the beard.

Jason: "Do you remember that guy that we saw at the fair the other day?"
Mark: "Which one?"
Jason: "Beardilocks."
Mark: "Oh yeah! That guy with the crazy beard! What a player."

by Bloberita July 24, 2010

Baldylocks

Actually Baldylocks was used to refer to a kid with a shaved or buzzed head as early as the 90's on Chicago's west side.
Usually used in a teasing way when a kid came to school with a freshly buzzed head.

Hey, baldylocks! Why you wearing a hat in school?

by ex chicago teacher September 22, 2008

BaldyLocks

Someone who isnt bald, a ladies man, handsome,successful suave and refined.

Hey that guy gets all the girls! yes he really is a Baldylocks kind of guy

by TheLiberalsNightmare December 27, 2011

Beardilocks

When a guy has juuuuust the right amount of facial hair, body hair and a Dad bod.

Amy: “My husband has a Dad bod and just the right amount of facial hair.”

Zach: “How about his body hair?”

Amy: “Not too little, not too much… it’s juuuuuust right! My very own beardilocks!”

by Amyl86 May 14, 2025