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baldylocks 

baldylocks = name for a bald headed friend

Derived from the story book name Goldy Locks and used originally in Nottingham, 2003 by Tanner to refer to his follically challenged or shaven headed friends. First used on Jon Eames and later on Random Guy.
Oi Baldylocks, can you get me some ganj this weekend?
baldylocks by Tanner D August 2, 2004
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baldylocks 

Commonly refers to someone who has lost his/her hair from chemotherapy. Also refers to someone who has shaved his/her head to raise money for, or to support someone going through cancer treatment.
Baldylocks is happy to have ended cancer treatment.

baldylocks by Baldylocks November 15, 2007

Baldylocks 

Actually Baldylocks was used to refer to a kid with a shaved or buzzed head as early as the 90's on Chicago's west side.
Usually used in a teasing way when a kid came to school with a freshly buzzed head.
Hey, baldylocks! Why you wearing a hat in school?
Baldylocks by ex chicago teacher September 22, 2008

BaldyLocks 

Someone who isnt bald, a ladies man, handsome,successful suave and refined.
Hey that guy gets all the girls! yes he really is a Baldylocks kind of guy
BaldyLocks by TheLiberalsNightmare December 27, 2011

Baldylocks 

A middle aged man who is bald on top with long scraggly , split end hair that he takes pride in combing while listening to Bad Companys " Feel like making love"
Baldylocks keeps driving by to stalk my girlfriend.
Baldylocks by Dangen123$ June 5, 2019

Baldilocks 

1. A term used to describe a person (generally male) suffering from hair loss, during their midlife crisis. A Baldilocks can often be singled out by the large bald-patch on the back, top or front of their head.

2. A person who is completely and utterly bald. See also: Skin head.

3. The main character in the children's story, 'Baldilocks and the Three Hairs.'
Lani: Woah. Look at our new teacher.
Delia: *Looks at teacher* He is such a Baldilocks.
Lani: I think we should buy him a wig for his birthday.
Baldilocks by Barclay Crayfish September 1, 2010

baldilocs 

Nickname for someone that is going bald
Lupe asked "Who's hair is all over the ground?" David answered "Oh, that's Timmy ' s hair."
Well tell baldilocs to sweep it up!!!!
baldilocs by fallujah_dave May 15, 2014
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