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baldylocks 

Commonly refers to someone who has lost his/her hair from chemotherapy. Also refers to someone who has shaved his/her head to raise money for, or to support someone going through cancer treatment.
Baldylocks is happy to have ended cancer treatment.
baldylocks by Baldylocks November 15, 2007

Baldylocks 

Actually Baldylocks was used to refer to a kid with a shaved or buzzed head as early as the 90's on Chicago's west side.
Usually used in a teasing way when a kid came to school with a freshly buzzed head.
Hey, baldylocks! Why you wearing a hat in school?
Baldylocks by ex chicago teacher September 22, 2008

BaldyLocks 

Someone who isnt bald, a ladies man, handsome,successful suave and refined.
Hey that guy gets all the girls! yes he really is a Baldylocks kind of guy
BaldyLocks by TheLiberalsNightmare December 27, 2011

Baldylocks 

A middle aged man who is bald on top with long scraggly , split end hair that he takes pride in combing while listening to Bad Companys " Feel like making love"
Baldylocks keeps driving by to stalk my girlfriend.
Baldylocks by Dangen123$ June 5, 2019

Baldilocks 

1. A term used to describe a person (generally male) suffering from hair loss, during their midlife crisis. A Baldilocks can often be singled out by the large bald-patch on the back, top or front of their head.

2. A person who is completely and utterly bald. See also: Skin head.

3. The main character in the children's story, 'Baldilocks and the Three Hairs.'
Lani: Woah. Look at our new teacher.
Delia: *Looks at teacher* He is such a Baldilocks.
Lani: I think we should buy him a wig for his birthday.
Baldilocks by Barclay Crayfish September 1, 2010

baldilocs 

Lupe asked "Who's hair is all over the ground?" David answered "Oh, that's Timmy ' s hair."
Well tell baldilocs to sweep it up!!!!
baldilocs by fallujah_dave May 15, 2014
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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