beardfish 

A man who has grown an abundance of facial hair in order to make himself appear more attractive (usually on Instagram). Upon shaving, he looks like a dolphin's blowhole.

Person A: did you see that Clive has shaved off his beard?
Person B: yeah! I never knew he was so ugly! He's such a beardfish!

beardfish by Zippy8374 September 21, 2016

Beardfish 

When a man covers up his ugly with a beard
When a man looks better with a beard and then shaves

Like catfish but with a beard
(To friends) Look at this guy I'm seeing...

2 weeks later he shaves......
(To friends) oh no he shaved his beard off *shows picture*
(Friend) you just got beardfish'd

Beardfish by Hobbitlegs August 23, 2018

Beardfish 

when a man appears to be handsome while he's wearing a full beard, but once he shaves it, he actually looks unattractive and maybe even malnourished.

Friend 1: What happened to that guy you were dating?
Friend 2: He was a damn beardfish. When he shaved his beard he looked like a raw, unbattered chicken wing.
Friend 1: Eww.

Beardfish by Candi108 September 6, 2018

Beardist

Any person who is against the having or growing of beards due to discomfort for themselves.

Cristina refused to make out with him because he had a beard. She is now a well known beardist in the community due to her anti-beard actions.

Beardist by bigeyedfeesh March 17, 2011

Badfish 

An amazing Sublime song that has mutliple meanings, such as love, drug abuse, and life in general.

Badfish is also the name of a band made in tribute to Sublime. They do some covers of Sublime songs as well as some original material. Quality stuff.

Tell me are you a badfish too?

Badfish by A Canadian December 11, 2003

Breadfish 

The marvelous breadfish is part bread, part fish.

It's like an inverse sandwich for fishermen and sharks.

Breadfish by PlayaX September 23, 2004

breadfish 

The breadfish, part of a looping toon on weebls-stuff.com.

Tell me have you seen the marvelous breadfish
Swimming in the ocean waters?
Have you seen that the marvelous breadfish
Is like an inverse sandwich
For fishermen and sharks?

breadfish by Shivers October 28, 2004