A man who has grown an abundance of facial hair in order to make himself appear more attractive (usually on Instagram). Upon shaving, he looks like a dolphin's blowhole.
Person A: did you see that Clive has shaved off his beard?
Person B: yeah! I never knew he was so ugly! He's such a beardfish!
Person B: yeah! I never knew he was so ugly! He's such a beardfish!
by Zippy8374 February 10, 2016
Like catfish but with a beard
(To friends) Look at this guy I'm seeing...
2 weeks later he shaves......
(To friends) oh no he shaved his beard off *shows picture*
(Friend) you just got beardfish'd
(To friends) Look at this guy I'm seeing...
2 weeks later he shaves......
(To friends) oh no he shaved his beard off *shows picture*
(Friend) you just got beardfish'd
by Hobbitlegs August 23, 2018
when a man appears to be handsome while he's wearing a full beard, but once he shaves it, he actually looks unattractive and maybe even malnourished.
Friend 1: What happened to that guy you were dating?
Friend 2: He was a damn beardfish. When he shaved his beard he looked like a raw, unbattered chicken wing.
Friend 1: Eww.
Friend 2: He was a damn beardfish. When he shaved his beard he looked like a raw, unbattered chicken wing.
Friend 1: Eww.
by Candi108 September 6, 2018