Hobbitlegs's definitions

Beardfish

When a man covers up his ugly with a beard
When a man looks better with a beard and then shaves

Like catfish but with a beard
(To friends) Look at this guy I'm seeing...

2 weeks later he shaves......
(To friends) oh no he shaved his beard off *shows picture*
(Friend) you just got beardfish'd

by Hobbitlegs August 23, 2018