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A man who has grown an abundance of facial hair in order to make himself appear more attractive (usually on Instagram). Upon shaving, he looks like a dolphin's blowhole.
Person A: did you see that Clive has shaved off his beard?
Person B: yeah! I never knew he was so ugly! He's such a beardfish!
Person B: yeah! I never knew he was so ugly! He's such a beardfish!
by Zippy8374 September 21, 2016
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