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beardyfish 

An older male who seemingly commands respect for apparent wisdom, telling of incidents in his past which may seem genuine and enthralling to the young or the naive, but can easily be seen as fantasy by anyone offering even a little scrutiny.

A Beardyfish will tell tales of fights, wealth & sexual exploits but will never back them up with any detail or fact, using phrases such as ‘a gentlemen never tells’ or ‘you don’t know my background’, in the hope that ‘mystery’ will be an adequate substitute for ‘reality’

A Beardyfish thinks he is wise and experienced (as an older, bearded, wise-man of a tribe) but due to the actual lack of real knowledge of his fictitious adventures he proves very gullible to pranks and wind-ups on subjects he claims to know a lot about (and so is fished-in)
ChrisRob’s claiming he was in the army, based in Hereford England, but he’s not allowed to say what regiment he was in”

Ian “WTF! He worked in a factory in Birmingham for 30 years, when did he have time to be in the SAS? He’s such a Beardyfish! Let’s ask him what colour the roof of the boat house is…”
beardyfish by carrots361 March 8, 2010
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beardfish 

A man who has grown an abundance of facial hair in order to make himself appear more attractive (usually on Instagram). Upon shaving, he looks like a dolphin's blowhole.
Person A: did you see that Clive has shaved off his beard?
Person B: yeah! I never knew he was so ugly! He's such a beardfish!
beardfish by Zippy8374 September 21, 2016
Word of the Day on December 30, 2023

Beardfish 

When a man covers up his ugly with a beard
When a man looks better with a beard and then shaves
Like catfish but with a beard
(To friends) Look at this guy I'm seeing...

2 weeks later he shaves......
(To friends) oh no he shaved his beard off *shows picture*
(Friend) you just got beardfish'd
Beardfish by Hobbitlegs August 23, 2018

Beardfish 

when a man appears to be handsome while he's wearing a full beard, but once he shaves it, he actually looks unattractive and maybe even malnourished.
Friend 1: What happened to that guy you were dating?
Friend 2: He was a damn beardfish. When he shaved his beard he looked like a raw, unbattered chicken wing.
Friend 1: Eww.
Beardfish by Candi108 September 6, 2018
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026