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Bearding 

An act that someone gay does when afraid to come out of the closet. usually this means dating a girl when you like guys just to coverup.
Person: that guys so bearding

**guy walks down hall with girl but checks out a guy**
Bearding by 529advice June 12, 2014

Beardling 

An affectionate way of referring to a baby bearded dragon.
AWWWW! Look at those little beardlings running through their food!
Beardling by Fat & Furious December 20, 2013

comfort bearding

The act of growing a beard through times of great stress or hardship, usually to bring a sense of light relief to that person's life. Generally associated with tedious exam diets and/or feelings of complete ineptitude.
Dude, did you see the size of Jason's beard the other day?

Yeah man, he's been comfort bearding for the last month. These exams are soul-destroying.

bearding 

working as someone's beard (a person which pretends to be together with someone who is gay)
X:'Oh, I hate Eleanor Calder so much!'
Y:'C'mon, she's just bearding! It's her job!'
bearding by heybabeowareyou February 23, 2014

Ball Bearings 

What you say when you have no idea how something works. Usually referring to something technical of which you absolutely have no fucking knowledge
β€˜It’s all ball bearings these days’ said the airplane salesman to the mechanic fixing fuel line of true plane.
Ball Bearings by Sedamsville14 October 31, 2019

Pre-Bearding 

To prepare the face/existing facial hair for future beardage
"Dude, are you doing no-shave November?" "Yeah man, but I've got to do some pre-bearding on this goatee first."

"Are you trying to grow a beard?" "Why yes I am, but first I have to pre-beard this part because it takes forever to get long."
Pre-Bearding by thebeardmeister September 23, 2011