beardliness 

(noun) Having or being defined by a matured or thick beard. Minor scruff does not qualify an individual for having beardliness.

Sam: Did you see Jack at the World Beard and Moustache Championships last year?

Max: Damn right, Jack had total beardliness. Glad he won!

beardliness by Groomez March 27, 2008

beardless james marriot 

A Tory who spits on the homeless and bullies little children in the street

Beardless James Marriott is a Tory

beardless james marriot by Ngbgfgghjf buggies May 27, 2020

beardless bitch 

someone who has no sense of adventure or who is weak in physical or moral strength, therefore they have metaphorically rejected their manhood and become a beardless bitch.

Wow Steve over there wouldn't even come doorbell ditching with us, what a beardless bitch.

Tyler is so weak, he cant even curl that ten pound dumb bell. He's such a beardless bitch.

beardless bitch by ninefoureight November 23, 2011

beastliness 

The measure of one's inner beast.

Bernise: Did you hear about how Sal downed 3 foot long hot dogs at lunch today?
Albert: Yes! Major beastliness!

beastliness by TheTreePeopleInc. April 21, 2008

Beardless Messi 

Goat

Beardless Messi is the best footballer

Beardless Messi by Ayushmaan May 11, 2021

Beardless Crew 

The beardless crew(B.C) is a group of intelligent, good looking people in our society that have a higher value of social looks that do not consist of the common "beard". They feel that the beared is a sign of giving up, losing control, and comparing yourself to great people that pulled of the beard (abe lincon, chuck norris, santa claus, and ext).

"dude look at that idot"
"oh yeah hes without a doubt not in the beardless crew"

Beardless Crew by beardless people October 6, 2007

Beardless Jesus 

A person that looks like Jesus without a beard.
Sometimes abbreviated as BJ.

Art Naylor is a beardless jesus!

Beardless Jesus by jjamiie March 6, 2011