Bearding

An act that someone gay does when afraid to come out of the closet. usually this means dating a girl when you like guys just to coverup.

Person: that guys so bearding

**guy walks down hall with girl but checks out a guy**

by 529advice June 12, 2014

bearding

working as someone's beard (a person which pretends to be together with someone who is gay)

X:'Oh, I hate Eleanor Calder so much!'
Y:'C'mon, she's just bearding! It's her job!'

by heybabeowareyou February 23, 2014

bearding

v. The act of growing a beard.

Ignorant non-bearded co-worker: "Dude, seriously - what the hell is wrong with your face?"

Cool hip bearded employee: "I'm bearding this month and would appreciate it if you went and pissed up a rope!"

by Dan Manata January 14, 2008

Bearding

The act in which two men rub their beards together. This is most commonly done after slaying a ninja.

Matt: Hey, Jon! Did you just slay that ninja?

Jon: Yeah. Want to beard?

Matt:Of course. Bearding always follows slaying a ninja.

by captcrackin September 29, 2011

Bearding

An abstract/emotional verb meaning to lie to someone. This phenomenon is actually very old going back to the year 1877 of the days of Horace Beard, Sr. In those days, Horace was the town drunk, and always tried to get a free shot of whiskey from the town bar by telling the bartender that he was getting paid the following week.
The tradition continues even to today, with many people bearding many other people.

Daniel: Hey man, I just installed anti-gravity plates on my truck.

Jason: Man, there's ain't no such thing as anti-gravity plates for civilians, or any other ones that humans might produce. Well, maybe the Japanese, but I'm sure you don't have your hands on any.

Daniel: Naw man, I got anti-gravity plates from my dad who got them from the army.

Jason: Daniel, I believe you to be Bearding me. Don'tcha be bearding me, biyah.

by Dick Darringer March 30, 2010

bearding

(vb)- the act of rubbing one's beard on someone. Can be done to any part of the body.

Girl 1: So how far'd you get with Beardguy last night?
Girl 2: Well. . . he ended up bearding me for a while.
Girl 1: No f*cking way!

by jasperismycar November 14, 2011

Bearding

Adjective :\

The ancient art of growing ones facial hair beyond pre-pubescent stubble.

This practice requires dedication, and automagically increases manlyness by 200%

Total disregard of Shaving implements & Beardists is required.

Total respect for Manself, is required for successful growth.

"Did you see that Magnificent looking dude? , He's obviously Bearding " #nohomo

by Mr Mighty November 18, 2013