BearJob

When someone puts honey or lub on their dick and rub it against something like a bear scratching is back against a tree.

I gave myself a BearJob against the fridge this morning.

BearJob by Meticulous October 6, 2021

bearjob

when a bear sells you a Shinesprite for 10 blue coins in Super Mario Sunshine

"We got ten coins, time to go get a bearjob"

bearjob by IT WAS VASI February 13, 2021

Beerjob 

Similar to a blowjob. The woman fills her mouth with cold beer and places the cock deep into her mouth and sucks whilst swallowing giving both the man and woman erotic sensation

Woman: Do you wanna beerjob?
Man: Hell yes.
slurp, slurp, slurp. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Beerjob by Anddi April 3, 2007

beanjob 

The act of performing cunnilingus. To bring a woman to orgasm by stimulating her vagina or, more specifically, her clitoris aka 'bean,' through licking, sucking, heavy hot breathing and fondling.

A 'beanjob' is really the female equivalent of a 'blowjob' and follows all of the same grammatical constructions. For example, the word 'bean' can be used as a verb in the same way 'blow' can.

'Beanie' for short.

All I want is a goodnight kiss or a beanjob.

Look dude, bean me first and then I'll blow you.

I walked in on him beaning her...and stayed to watch.

beanjob by Beanie Bunnies September 15, 2013

Beardjob 

A beardjob is when you take your face-bush and rub it on your significant other's genitalia. Make sure you shampoo and condition it first for softness on your partner's giblets (or giblettes) and ease of cum removal for later.

Oh man my boyfriend gave me an amazing beardjob last night, I'm still picking his hairs out of mine.

Beardjob by "Sick" Nick S. October 8, 2007

Beanjob 

Coined after the term "Flicking the Bean", refers to oral sex given to a female, usually human. ( NOT always.)

Levy - " Hey babe, lookin stressed! Want a beanjob? Maybe some O's?"

Anonymous female - ~grins~ "yes, indeed sir I would."

Beanjob by questionsleepz September 25, 2009

bealjob 

the forcing of a handjob onto another person by means of physical abuse or threat of physical abuse. by the way this is a true story from like 2011 but you gen z twats probably dont know about it because youre so entitled to everything

boy 1: you ever heard about the bealjob
boy 2: no
boy 1: well youre about to right now...

bealjob by urmuddasbattycrease October 28, 2021