BearJob
When someone puts honey or lub on their dick and rub it against something like a bear scratching is back against a tree.
BearJob by Meticulous October 6, 2021
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bearjob by IT WAS VASI February 13, 2021
beanjob
The act of performing cunnilingus. To bring a woman to orgasm by stimulating her vagina or, more specifically, her clitoris aka 'bean,' through licking, sucking, heavy hot breathing and fondling.
A 'beanjob' is really the female equivalent of a 'blowjob' and follows all of the same grammatical constructions. For example, the word 'bean' can be used as a verb in the same way 'blow' can.
'Beanie' for short.
A 'beanjob' is really the female equivalent of a 'blowjob' and follows all of the same grammatical constructions. For example, the word 'bean' can be used as a verb in the same way 'blow' can.
'Beanie' for short.
All I want is a goodnight kiss or a beanjob.
Look dude, bean me first and then I'll blow you.
I walked in on him beaning her...and stayed to watch.
Look dude, bean me first and then I'll blow you.
I walked in on him beaning her...and stayed to watch.
beanjob by Beanie Bunnies September 15, 2013
Beardjob
A beardjob is when you take your face-bush and rub it on your significant other's genitalia. Make sure you shampoo and condition it first for softness on your partner's giblets (or giblettes) and ease of cum removal for later.
Oh man my boyfriend gave me an amazing beardjob last night, I'm still picking his hairs out of mine.
Beardjob by "Sick" Nick S. October 8, 2007
bealjob
the forcing of a handjob onto another person by means of physical abuse or threat of physical abuse. by the way this is a true story from like 2011 but you gen z twats probably dont know about it because youre so entitled to everything
bealjob by urmuddasbattycrease October 28, 2021
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