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Beardjob

A beardjob is when you take your face-bush and rub it on your significant other's genitalia. Make sure you shampoo and condition it first for softness on your partner's giblets (or giblettes) and ease of cum removal for later.
Oh man my boyfriend gave me an amazing beardjob last night, I'm still picking his hairs out of mine.
by "Sick" Nick S. October 8, 2007
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Beardtober

The most epic month of manly facial hair growth.

Forget your Movember or Decembeard. Beardtober is where the real men show their beard growing abilities
Hey, Bri are you doing Decembeard? Pfft, that's so last year, it's all about Beardtober...
by The Beardiest beardy man ever November 27, 2013
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Beard job

Sexual stimulation of a persons genetalia using facial hair. Most ofently it would be done by wrapping a man beard around a penis, stroking it with the beard
Dude, i was at a gaybar last friday and went home with some biker guy, he gave me the best beard job ever
by GillesBáthory April 23, 2009
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BearJob

When someone puts honey or lub on their dick and rub it against something like a bear scratching is back against a tree.
I gave myself a BearJob against the fridge this morning.
by Meticulous October 6, 2021
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bearjob

when a bear sells you a Shinesprite for 10 blue coins in Super Mario Sunshine
"We got ten coins, time to go get a bearjob"
by IT WAS VASI February 13, 2021
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