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Beardtober 

The most epic month of manly facial hair growth.

Forget your Movember or Decembeard. Beardtober is where the real men show their beard growing abilities
Hey, Bri are you doing Decembeard? Pfft, that's so last year, it's all about Beardtober...
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Beard job 

Sexual stimulation of a persons genetalia using facial hair. Most ofently it would be done by wrapping a man beard around a penis, stroking it with the beard
Dude, i was at a gaybar last friday and went home with some biker guy, he gave me the best beard job ever
Beard job by GillesBáthory April 23, 2009
When someone puts honey or lub on their dick and rub it against something like a bear scratching is back against a tree.
I gave myself a BearJob against the fridge this morning.
BearJob by Meticulous October 6, 2021
when a bear sells you a Shinesprite for 10 blue coins in Super Mario Sunshine
"We got ten coins, time to go get a bearjob"
bearjob by IT WAS VASI February 13, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026