Beardjob

A beardjob is when you take your face-bush and rub it on your significant other's genitalia. Make sure you shampoo and condition it first for softness on your partner's giblets (or giblettes) and ease of cum removal for later.

Oh man my boyfriend gave me an amazing beardjob last night, I'm still picking his hairs out of mine.

Beardjob by "Sick" Nick S. October 8, 2007

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Beardtober

The most epic month of manly facial hair growth.

Forget your Movember or Decembeard. Beardtober is where the real men show their beard growing abilities

Hey, Bri are you doing Decembeard? Pfft, that's so last year, it's all about Beardtober...

Beardtober by The Beardiest beardy man ever November 27, 2013

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Beard job

Sexual stimulation of a persons genetalia using facial hair. Most ofently it would be done by wrapping a man beard around a penis, stroking it with the beard

Dude, i was at a gaybar last friday and went home with some biker guy, he gave me the best beard job ever

Beard job by GillesBáthory April 23, 2009

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BearJob

When someone puts honey or lub on their dick and rub it against something like a bear scratching is back against a tree.

I gave myself a BearJob against the fridge this morning.

BearJob by Meticulous October 6, 2021

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bearjob

when a bear sells you a Shinesprite for 10 blue coins in Super Mario Sunshine

"We got ten coins, time to go get a bearjob"

bearjob by IT WAS VASI February 13, 2021

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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