bealjob 

the forcing of a handjob onto another person by means of physical abuse or threat of physical abuse. by the way this is a true story from like 2011 but you gen z twats probably dont know about it because youre so entitled to everything

boy 1: you ever heard about the bealjob
boy 2: no
boy 1: well youre about to right now...

bealjob by urmuddasbattycrease October 28, 2021

beanjob 

The act of performing cunnilingus. To bring a woman to orgasm by stimulating her vagina or, more specifically, her clitoris aka 'bean,' through licking, sucking, heavy hot breathing and fondling.

A 'beanjob' is really the female equivalent of a 'blowjob' and follows all of the same grammatical constructions. For example, the word 'bean' can be used as a verb in the same way 'blow' can.

'Beanie' for short.

All I want is a goodnight kiss or a beanjob.

Look dude, bean me first and then I'll blow you.

I walked in on him beaning her...and stayed to watch.

beanjob by Beanie Bunnies September 15, 2013

Belljob 

Like a Blowjob, except that instead of engulfing the entire Penis the one giving the Blowjob mainly focuses on the Bellend.

Dave: "Holy shit dude, Georgia gave me one hell of a Belljob last night!"
Johnny: "What's a Belljob man?"
Dave: "It's like a Blowjob but just on the Bellend! It was mad, I cummed like crazy!"
Johnny: "Ohhh shit dude! Niiiiice!"

Belljob by GiNgErNiNjA August 5, 2012

Beanjob 

Coined after the term "Flicking the Bean", refers to oral sex given to a female, usually human. ( NOT always.)

Levy - " Hey babe, lookin stressed! Want a beanjob? Maybe some O's?"

Anonymous female - ~grins~ "yes, indeed sir I would."

Beanjob by questionsleepz September 25, 2009

beanjob 

A Beaner

Look at that beanjob hop that fence.

beanjob by Peepskin November 17, 2003

beanjob 

Beanjob is a derogatory term used to describe a Mexican, or one of mexican appearance. Similar to how 'Cracker' describes a white person.

Guy 1: Hey Chase lets go to the mall and see a movie or something
Guy 2: Naw, bro the beanjobs over there have overrun the mall.

beanjob by cagober127 February 14, 2012

Beljobs 

Getting a blow job from a Belmont girl in the historic bell tower located in the middle of campus

I've left my mark on the bell tower with all the Beljobs I've been getting

Beljobs by MattHect June 21, 2016