bear shit 

To shit a lot of berries and salmon

Bear shit was coming out of my ass all night after that party.

bear shit by Ningles February 20, 2009

bear shit in the woods 

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.

Q:You wanna go out drinking tonight?
A: Does a bear shit in the woods?

bear shit in the woods by PTM May 27, 2006

Does a bear shit in the woods? 

Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably 'yes'.

See Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

Q: "Joan, does my crossdressing mean that our marriage is over?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"

Does a bear shit in the woods? by redgyul September 23, 2004

Where the bear shit in the buckwheat 

To tell someone where the bear shit in the buckwheat means to explain something to them that they are very likely to know already, especially because it is self-evident.

«I'm not that stupid that I actually need somebody to tell me where the bear shit in the buckwheat: I can see for myself who the bad guy in the film is. Ta!»

Where the bear shit in the buckwheat by The_big_Vingtetunieme June 25, 2009

Does a bear shit in the woods? 

A sarcastic way of saying hell yes.

Made famous 2001 during the tv-show Friends in season 7 episode 8.

Ross: You hungry?
Joey: Does a bear shit in the woods?

Does a bear shit in the woods? by DanielG. December 26, 2012

Does a bear shit in the woods? 

yes, but not a polar bear

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Not a polar bear

Does a bear shit in the woods? by trwells86 July 15, 2021

does a bear shit in the woods 

Sarcastic response to any question that has an incredibly obvious answer. The humor lies in that you're mocking the person who asked the question by jokingly asking a question that has an obvious answer. See "Is the Pope Catholic".

Joe: Is Julio Jones good at football?
Clayton: Does a bear shit in the woods?

does a bear shit in the woods by Bob_Sag25 September 6, 2009