Does a bear shit in the woods?

Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably 'yes'.

See Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

Q: "Joan, does my crossdressing mean that our marriage is over?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"

by redgyul September 23, 2004

Does a bear shit in the woods?

A sarcastic way of saying hell yes.

Made famous 2001 during the tv-show Friends in season 7 episode 8.

Ross: You hungry?
Joey: Does a bear shit in the woods?

by DanielG. December 27, 2012

Does a bear shit in the woods?

yes, but not a polar bear

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Not a polar bear

by trwells86 July 15, 2021

Does a bear shit in the woods?

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.

Justin, "im pretty sure teddy just shit in the woods?"
Chance, "Bet"
Justin, "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
Chance,"idk but teddy does"

by Max and Stevens December 21, 2011

does a bear shit in the woods

Sarcastic response to any question that has an incredibly obvious answer. The humor lies in that you're mocking the person who asked the question by jokingly asking a question that has an obvious answer. See "Is the Pope Catholic".

Joe: Is Julio Jones good at football?
Clayton: Does a bear shit in the woods?

by Bob_Sag25 September 6, 2009

Does a brown bear shit in the woods?

a more vulgar way to say "Does a chicken have lips?". A sarcastic way to answer a question with a question. You could say "Does a brown bear crap in the woods?" instead. Either way, the other person is supposed to say "yes".

Ricky: Was that Economics 200 exam difficult?

George: Does a brown bear shit in the woods?

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 20, 2007