Definitions by PTM

smart alec 

A nicer way to say smart ass. You can use this in an office or when kids are around instead of saying smart ass or if you are a stick in the mud and don't cuss.

Adam was being a smart alec so I didn't give him a cookie

smart alec by PTM October 25, 2006

bear shit in the woods 

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.

Q:You wanna go out drinking tonight?
A: Does a bear shit in the woods?

bear shit in the woods by PTM May 27, 2006

stink bait 

A catfish bait that is made up of some real nasty shit. Examples include crawfish blood, chicken guts, and beef liver. When all put together it creates one mighty stink. Heat makes the smell even worse.

Hey Big Ern, this stink bait is the bomb, I have caught 5 catfish already.

stink bait by PTM May 25, 2006

soap bait 

Catfish bait made from soap. Supposedly people make bait out of lye soap and use it to fish.

Hey Ern, remember that soap bait your bought of the internet. We didn't catch shit. Who goes fishing with soap?

soap bait by PTM May 25, 2006

super jerk 

The biggest jerk in a group of jerks. The supreme asshole. While jerks may be mean and pull pranks for humor or fun, super jerks do it out of spite.

Pennie, you sure are being a super jerk today.

super jerk by PTM May 25, 2006

Holy Hannah 

The phrase used by your co-worker who doesn't swear or use curse words.

Instead of Holy Shit, the person says Holy Hannah

Holy Hannah, that car almost hit me.

Holy Hannah by PTM May 18, 2006

one legged duck

1. Phrase used to describe some fucked up shit.

2. Also can be used to describe something impossible

It ain't gonna happen. It's like telling a one legged duck to swim straight

one legged duck by PTM May 18, 2006