Beanstank

A word med up by me to mean summet

aww man thats beanshank

by monty shwing November 8, 2004

bearstacked

Adj. Hella huge and extraordinarily fit.

Check out that bearstacked killa on the incline press

by K. Washington July 26, 2016

jacking the beanstalk

having a long, slow wank

'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'

by TCourtzone January 19, 2008

Jackin' the Beanstalk

slang term for male masturbation

Little Timmy's mom was pissed when she caught him Jackin' the Beanstalk

by Cheezee_mann16 November 10, 2017

jackin' the beanstalk

One of many euphemisms for "masturbation" (e.g. slappin' the salami, jack off, beat off, buffing the bishop, glean the obscene bean, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, waxing the wonker, greasing the guppy, shooting putty at the moon, and Rosie Palmer and her Five Sisters doing the Four Knuckle Shuffle.

Frank will be a little bit late. He's still back at his house jackin' the beanstalk.

by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005

Bearstantial

adjective that describes the proper amount, size, portion for a bear.

Oh no, a bistro won't do. I'm hungry. PLOISE I need something more bearstantial!

by AussieGingerBear July 31, 2016

BEANSTAB

the lowest of low people created by a 13 year old kid in 2018

MAN 1:hey wat sup
Man 2: I'm not talking to you,you BEANSTAB

by Tyrone's Place October 31, 2018