guppy 

When a person makes a pouting face that resembles a fishes face. Also someone who is upset is "guppying".

"I can't believe that pookie. She has been such a guppy all week."

guppy by running out of patience March 13, 2008

guppy 

a complete L magnet and he cannot catch a win. gets no girls, brain dead, can’t reproduce, ugly, but likely good at video games(specifically car soccer)

friend 1: yo should jack come over?
friend 2: nah he’s a total guppy

guppy by lmaoguppy January 7, 2021

guppy 

Young male wigga aged from 11-15, acting ghetto although he comes from the suburbs. A guppy will hang around with numerous other guppies doing nothing. A Guppy listens to Hiphop but only that which makes it into the Pop charts.

Bob was acting a right guppy until someone gave him a good beating

guppy by And What?! August 21, 2005

guppy 

a small, derpy fish that is easy to breed. throw 2 or 3 of them in a cup of water, and in about a month you will have 300 guppies. people will pay about 50 cents a guppy, and up to 60 dollars for a pime breeding pair of guppies, such as a double sword snakeskin, maybe a maroon moscow, or a red grass variety guppy.

the guppy buisness is a gold mine. and whats more, if your guppies produce any mutations or ugly fish, give them to your cat, or to your sushi loving neighbor.

damn, that guppy wont stop trying to rape that other guppy!

guppy by guppy breeding guru August 20, 2012

Guppy 

A gay Yuppie

you walk by ambercrombie and fitch and say to your friend "damn look at that guy! hes hella a guppy!

Guppy by lethallena December 22, 2008

Guppy 

An improv comedy podcast on which Will Hughes and Gary Butterfield discuss every item, trinket, boss, expansion, character, floor, rock, pickup, card, rune, and poop in Edmond McMillan's popular game The Binding of Isaac. This podcast has spawned manny beloved characters, such as Wiggle Will, Taffy, a frozen block of soup in Gary's intestines, dragon Will, Gary Galavant, and Demon Will. Fans of Guppy are known as the ASMRmy, due to the prevalence of a segment early on in the show wherein a host would read a Binding of Isaac seed in an ASMR voice. Five stars.

The Guppy audience is small but fiercely loyal, sort of like the Velvet Underground fandom.

Guppy by TC_Ripper May 13, 2021

Guppy 

A green yuppie, a 20 - 30 year old making loads of money and insisting they live a 'green' lifestyle when really they help consume everything on the planet.

That Bob's such a Guppy -- he thinks he's saving the planet by driving a hybrid when meanwhile he makes 200K a year working for a conglomeration which buys goods from foreign countries employing 12 year olds who rip out their own rain forests for raw goods.

Guppy by Chakaman October 23, 2008