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Mexican Bean Butt 

When your poop turns out to be half solid, half soupy, so it is like pooping out the beans that you get at a Mexican restaurant.
I had the worst Mexican bean butt this morning. Was it the food I ate last night?
Mexican Bean Butt by Buttrumpet April 20, 2014

butt bean 

Refers to an ecstasy pill, when taken rectally.
Jim is off his face tonight, it must have been that butt bean he plugged a couple hours ago.
butt bean by Bloodbutt Dick February 27, 2019

bean button 

bean button -- to touch the correct spot on a women clit during sex
During sex with my girl friend I continuously touched the bean button for her to orgasm .
bean button by Qfind June 1, 2016

Bean Butter 

By plant classification peanuts are not considered to be a nut, in fact it is found to be a legume. This makes it closer related to a bean, there for peanut butter is bean butter. This can also be used in a derogatory manner that means cum
1) I had a bean butter and jelly sandwich for lunch.
2) The sex was so good last night Jimmy got his bean butter all over me!

Bean Nut Butter 

That mixture of semen and lady juice found round the base of your cock after sexual intercourse.
Matty J: Hey Deano, you busy mate? I fancy some Bean Nut Butter!

Deano: Mate, you need a vagina for that shit.

Matty J: Yeah, I know, but you're so hot I want to try it anyway. Just chalk it down as practice. Now get your ass out.

Deano: For fuck sake Matty J, you really are the biggest queer I've met in my life. Just be gentle.
Bean Nut Butter by BruffandConlon September 4, 2013

Keen Butter Bean 

A person that is really keen for something
(Guy 1) dude are you keen for a drive tonight?
(Guy 2) yea dude I'm keen butter bean.