Matty J:
Hey Deano, you busy mate? I fancy some Bean Nut
Butter!
Deano: Mate, you need a vagina for that shit.
Matty J: Yeah, I know, but you're so
hot I want to try it anyway. Just chalk it down as practice. Now get your ass out.
Deano: For fuck sake Matty J, you really are the biggest queer I've met in my life. Just be gentle.