Beachohol 

Alcohol with the express purpose of being consumed at a beach.

The quality of beachohol is not based on price or reviews but on who will be consuming it with you and the size of the body of water the beach is associated with.

Cheap tequila with attractive, rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniacs who own liquor stores at the ocean is better than Dom Perignon with losers at a pond.

It's another perfect day. Got my beachohol, suntan lotion and blanket. Time to get drunk! Does doing this 5 days in a row make me a beachoholic?

Beachohol by Phlaasche March 6, 2011

bacoholic 

Someone who is addicted to bacon.

Tim is such a bacoholic. He is really needs help with his bacon problem.

bacoholic by ThePharaoh April 16, 2010

Beachinology 

Beachinology is a science and an art form. It is the study of beaches and shores. In Beachinology, all factors are taken into consideration when deciding on the beach to reach the maximum Beachin experience possible. Classes that provide expertise in the subject matter are available at various Beachin Institutions. The texture and quality of the sand is vital to have proper comfort for the body while Beachin. The temperature of the ocean water(life) should be constantly measured and maintained in an acceptable range for optimal beachin. The tides must also be measured and tide activity should be monitored and updated constantly. Rip tides can interfere with proper beachin techniques and diminish the quality of a Beachin experience. The angle of the sun at every given time must also be known. It is the inalienable right of every beacher to have an optimal Beachin experience.

Guy 1: Yo we beachin today?

Guy 2: Yea but lets check the beachinology reports.

Girl 1: Beachinology, what an art.

Guy 2: Yo it seems like there is rip tide later at Beach 1. Lets hip up Beach 2 .

Guy 1: Yo the sand quality and tides are good at Beach 2.

Girl 2: Yo Beachinology!

Guy 2: YEEEEAAA!!! YEEEEAAAA!!! WE BEACHIN!!! YO BUT THAT BEACHINOLOGY!

Guy 1: Yo I want a degree in Beachinology.

Beachinology by Daytony500fan February 24, 2017

beachycold

1. cold AND very windy
2. boring or old-fashioned
3. a dead fad

1. After October, the weather stays beachycold until June.
2. The lecture on corn imports to Bahrain was very beachycold.
3. The Soulja Boy dance is sooo beachycold.

beachycold by Saraiah June 21, 2008

Beachhouse

when you are on someones rim and do anything they tell you to do

John: "Oi i told Michael to give me $10 and he did"
Jackson: "omg hes actually your beachhouse"

Beachhouse by JYEWEB September 13, 2018

Beachoholic 

Someone who drinks far too much beachohol on a regular basis.

Bryan has the life! He's at the ocean, hanging out, drinking beachohol every day. He's a full fledged beachoholic.

Beachoholic by Phlaasche March 6, 2011

beechholic 

beechholic is a girl on stan twitter who is a loren gray fan, she usually bullies her though. sometimes i don’t know if she’s being serious about sucking dick and having a dildo obsession but if she is good for her! also loren probably is fed up of her ❤️

beechholic is that crazy girl loren stan from twitter!

beechholic by lorengray October 9, 2020