beachyhot

1. extremely hot AND humid
2. good-looking in a surfer way
3. very cool or interesting

1. It's so beachyhot outside; I think I'll die of heat-stroke.
2. OMG! That guy is sooo beachyhot.
3. Dude, that wave was totally beachyhot.

by Saraiah June 21, 2008

beachycold

1. cold AND very windy
2. boring or old-fashioned
3. a dead fad

1. After October, the weather stays beachycold until June.
2. The lecture on corn imports to Bahrain was very beachycold.
3. The Soulja Boy dance is sooo beachycold.

by Saraiah June 21, 2008

Beachhouse

when you are on someones rim and do anything they tell you to do

John: "Oi i told Michael to give me $10 and he did"
Jackson: "omg hes actually your beachhouse"

by JYEWEB September 13, 2018

Beachoholic

Someone who drinks far too much beachohol on a regular basis.

Bryan has the life! He's at the ocean, hanging out, drinking beachohol every day. He's a full fledged beachoholic.

by Phlaasche March 6, 2011

Beachohol

Alcohol with the express purpose of being consumed at a beach.

The quality of beachohol is not based on price or reviews but on who will be consuming it with you and the size of the body of water the beach is associated with.

Cheap tequila with attractive, rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniacs who own liquor stores at the ocean is better than Dom Perignon with losers at a pond.

It's another perfect day. Got my beachohol, suntan lotion and blanket. Time to get drunk! Does doing this 5 days in a row make me a beachoholic?

by Phlaasche March 6, 2011

Beachhouse

One has the intention of going to a party to drink excessively and get wild, but then slowly realizes that he/she is hanging out with a group of couples who are boring, snuggling, and will probably go to bed in 45 minutes.

Hey man, let's go over to my friend Nicole's party?
Fuck no! Those mother fuckers will beachhouse your ass!
Oh really?
Yeah, they'll couple condom you mother fucker.
Let's steal the keg!
Fuck yeah!

by Keith P June 27, 2006

Take you up the beachhut

Another term for making love / shagging / having sex, etc.

I know this place.. Can I take you up the beachhut?

by Georgey Millery January 16, 2008