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bavarian handshake 

The act of passing one's hand through one's own lederhosen crotch flap, to shake someone else's hand. Popular at German (and German-themed) festivals.
Franz's Bavarian handshake caught me off guard--but what a grip!

bavarian bell tower 

Bavarian Bell Tower? Why does that sound like something I don't want to look up on Urban Dictionary?

Bavarian bell tower 

A famous landmark in iSorrowproductions' American Dream Theme Park
"Aww man, I wanna go to the American Dream Theme Park to see the Bavarian Bell Tower!"

Bavarian Snorkler 

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)
Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?
Bavarian Snorkler by Dave May 26, 2005

Bavarian fire-drill 

A type of prank or social psychology experiment. The prankster or experimenter acts out a false authority to induce nearby unsuspecting subjects to go along with one or more pointless activities.
In The Illuminatus Trilogy (novels by Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea), character Simon Moon carries out a Bavarian fire-drill.
Bavarian fire-drill by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

Bavarian pretzel 

When a young lady seeks the company of three men. It requires unique bending, several sauces to dip multiple times, three holes and leaves a salty taste in your mouth.
The Bavarian pretzel we made last night was incredible
Bavarian pretzel by Agmezb January 8, 2017