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Junior Badson 

some kid who’s up to no good
Junior Badson is the opposite of a model citizen
Junior Badson by Myrestlessness August 27, 2022
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A descriptive verb for spectacularly fucking something up.
"He was clean through on goal, keeper beaten, but totally bassonged it over the bar"

"So, I was sitting there chatting to this really hot girl, everything going great guns, when she touched my knee and, bassong! I came in my pants"
bassong by Malkatraz May 12, 2016
(noun); a character of supreme imperial being who offers wisdom and warm cordiality to the worthy.
Person 1: "Hey, did you see His Royal Highness Batson yesterday?"
Person 2: "yeah, I learned some shit, dog."
Person 1: "Word."
batson by theteller November 2, 2008

Bawoney Wailwoad 

The simultaneous act of one man inserting both his penis and testicles into the vagina of a women (aptly named the Soggy Peanut) and another man inserting his both his penis and his testicles into the said woman's anus (more commonly known as the Rusty Peanut).
That was the most dewicious bawoney wailwoad I ever woad on!
(Clawson) A suburb in the metro Detroit area that is under two by two square miles. Populated by mostly Blood gang members who are affiliated with the gang GBZ
Bicken Back Being Bool In Blawson
Blawson by GBZGREENFEIND January 3, 2016

Bamsoning 

The act of randomly leaving the ps4 party without informing the others in the party
He keeps bamsoning 15 minutes after jointing the party
Bamsoning by wow_67 January 11, 2021
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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