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Blasonofabitch 

Rod Blagojevich: former governor of Illinois; allegedly attempted to sell President Obama's Senate seat to the highest bidder; all-around lying asshole son-of-a-bitch.
Did you hear Rod Blasonofabitch tried to get on "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here"?
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a gift from God; an amazing son; the best & most precious & special thing that has ever happened to me; truly God's best work
I have a son named Blaison who I love so much it hurts!!
blaison by ~s.brooke December 28, 2018
This man is typically really hot and has fabulous hair with tons and tons of dance moves 💃 he is also very brave and courageous he has a swift pull on girls and he is always a great musician 🎶 he also has really cheesy flirting tricks and normally has tons and tons of talent. This is someone you want to smash!!!
That boy over there, blayson is really sexy.
blayson by Sexybuttalks December 5, 2017
The definition of excellence; often to be found in various MMORPG worlds, Blason is the name of a world renowned character with ability to excel in all situations. Also known for unusually good luck, Blason is a key player and supplies a party of adventures with a keen advantage in any situation.
Blason uses Slug Shot on the Lesser Colibri.
The Lesser Colibri takes 1,000,000,000 damage.
Blason by Blason November 19, 2007

blewsons 

an incredibly deadly trio that consists of the cow, the old hag and the "thing". Their sole purpose on planet earth is make your life as miserable as possible. how sad...
COW: shut up! *writes your name on the board*
YOU: use your imagination
blewsons by the_janitor June 5, 2004
funny, childish, but either gay or a big ass player
He's such a blaison.
blaison by hellacutegirl May 18, 2016