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Jointing 

Guy 1: Yo, what you doing?
Guy 2: Nothing, just jointing.
Guy 1: Kool, can I join you?
Guy 2: Sure.
Jointing by CJ-HC September 25, 2008

Compound Jointing 

To roll multiple marijuana joints and to attach, join, and splice them together to make shapes and sculptures.
Remember that cross-joint from Pineapple Express? We made a trident, a tree, and a scorpion. This is a new art form called Compound Jointing.
Compound Jointing by stoned_stoner January 12, 2012

Butt Jointing 

Butt Jointing also known as ‘Spigoting’ when scaffolder engages in the sexual act of joining two Brasses (prostitutes) together arsehole to arsehole using a spigot fitting.
‘Went out strait after work with the boys on the Wandsworth job and got on the Stella and packet last night ended up in a Brass house (Brothel), couldn’t get a hard on so I ended up Butt Jointing two Brasses (prostitutes) together and talked shit to them while watching them stagger about like a human crab slapping my limp meat about’
Butt Jointing by ArseWeasel March 4, 2023

biscuit joining 

two males sharing a double ended dildo
I went to the club in hopes of finding another dude down for some biscuit joining

joining the conservative party 

euphemism for masturbation

stemmed from a conversation on the sexual practices of an acquaitance but is also a dig at the UK conservative party.
"I've just completed my membership form for the conservative party."

"I'm a paid up member of the conservative party."

"He's off joining the conservative party."

"there comes a time in every boys life when they ... join the conservative party." (original origin)
A relatively new way of composing beats where the producer of the beat will use mostly samples and try to fit them together to create a good sounding beat
Person 1:Aye you hear Jim’s new beat

Person 2:He’s cold at jointin
Person 3:Yeah he said it took a lot of time to make sure everything worked together but the result was cold
Jointin by Bad vibes March 3, 2019
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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