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A descriptive verb for spectacularly fucking something up.
"He was clean through on goal, keeper beaten, but totally bassonged it over the bar"

"So, I was sitting there chatting to this really hot girl, everything going great guns, when she touched my knee and, bassong! I came in my pants"
bassong by Malkatraz May 12, 2016
Words you can keep
Yo, me and the bros ripped the bassong last night. It was epic.
bassong by T Munz May 3, 2008
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A deskriptive word for being homosexual
Mads was pretty Bassong last night, when he fucked his brother
bassong by Jotto21 November 29, 2019
When er hetereosexual person is doing a homosexual act
"Mads was bassong last night, when he sucked his brothers dick"
bassong by Jotto21 November 29, 2019
From South African slang. To laugh uncontrollably
... And then I started bassing because it was so funny
Bassing by Taufelzzz🌹 July 6, 2020

bassenger 

It is a person who is really annoing.
Anja: Hey.? Hallo? PLz answer..?
Jannie: Shut up you bassenger..
bassenger by Jannie PC August 24, 2007

Kim Bassinger 

I’ve only got $20, can I get a Kim Bassinger?
Kim Bassinger by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019
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