bassong

A descriptive verb for spectacularly fucking something up.

"He was clean through on goal, keeper beaten, but totally bassonged it over the bar"

"So, I was sitting there chatting to this really hot girl, everything going great guns, when she touched my knee and, bassong! I came in my pants"

by Malkatraz May 12, 2016

bassong

A bong made out of a bassoon.

Yo, me and the bros ripped the bassong last night. It was epic.

by T Munz May 03, 2008

bassong

A deskriptive word for being homosexual

Mads was pretty Bassong last night, when he fucked his brother

by Jotto21 November 29, 2019

bassong

When er hetereosexual person is doing a homosexual act

"Mads was bassong last night, when he sucked his brothers dick"

by Jotto21 November 29, 2019