Bauering 

When a bird utilizes an erect human penis for a pearch.

My parrot's favorite activity is showering with me, and bauering during shower time specifically.

Bauering by #SquatLife June 19, 2019

hannah bakering 

To commit suicide via slitting of the wrists.

Person 1: "You work tomorrow bro?"
Person 2: "Nah, I'm Hannah Bakering this shit."

hannah bakering by sweepyoface June 15, 2018

bakering 

N; having sex while playing halo 3 (girl must take clothes off)

dude sorry i couldn't IM i was bakering

bakering by Cooper Johnason April 1, 2009

Bakering 

Spitting someone in the face.

-dude, would you stop bakering in my face!
-say it, dont baker it!

Bakering by The Baker Victim March 23, 2011

bakering 

To kill your self

I'm thinking of bakering when I get home! Isn't that great?!

bakering by JesusCrust007 June 11, 2018

Balering 

(Often a synonym to dashing or beautiful) An adjective used to compliment someone with class, such as a businessman or ballerina.

My darling Alfred, that ballerina is absolutely balering, dont you agree, dear? -"Mathilde"

Yes, darling. Balering she is indeed. -"Alfred"

Balering by AceDev December 16, 2022

Bakering 

To show narcissistic traits. One who “bakers” will generally try to manipulate any and all situations or people to benefit themselves regardless of the cost to others.

He was “bakering” all morning instead of simply admitting he was wrong.

Bakering by That guy 12890 February 24, 2023