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bakering 

N; having sex while playing halo 3 (girl must take clothes off)
dude sorry i couldn't IM i was bakering
bakering by Cooper Johnason April 1, 2009
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Bakering 

-dude, would you stop bakering in my face!
-say it, dont baker it!
Bakering by The Baker Victim March 23, 2011

bakering 

I'm thinking of bakering when I get home! Isn't that great?!
bakering by JesusCrust007 June 11, 2018

Bakering 

To show narcissistic traits. One who “bakers” will generally try to manipulate any and all situations or people to benefit themselves regardless of the cost to others.
He was “bakering” all morning instead of simply admitting he was wrong.
Bakering by That guy 12890 February 24, 2023

hannah bakering 

To commit suicide via slitting of the wrists.
Person 1: "You work tomorrow bro?"
Person 2: "Nah, I'm Hannah Bakering this shit."
hannah bakering by sweepyoface June 15, 2018

Bakeridge 

Lakeridge High school in Lake Oswego Oregon. Known for its strong usage of pot, weed.
Lets go to bakeridge

I hear a lot of people bakeridge smoke pot.
Bakeridge by lovexpink April 29, 2011

clive barkering 

Clive Barkering is when you throw your cum on people.
Bruce walked in on James and Adam CLive Barkering on each other, they were covered in each others splooge.
clive barkering by CLive_Barker August 17, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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