A bizarre sexual practice found only in retirement homes. As nursing staff are generally unwilling to assist, participants must make imaginative use of the equipment in the disabled toilet.

TV researchers have dedicated a disproportionate amount of time to this activity, mysteriously without ever airing any of the results.

"Are you ready for a bit of Battenburg, Thora?"

"You're a filthy fucker Alan!"

"Yes I am, but that wasn't a 'no', was it..."

Battenburg by Dr Filthperv October 4, 2012

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batten down the hatches

Nautical: secure a boat's hatch-tarpaulins, esp. when rough weather is expected.

Figurative: prepare for a difficult time or crisis, trouble is coming.

Oh ohh, batten down the hatches, here comes the tax collector.

batten down the hatches by uvu November 19, 2007

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Baten Kaitos

New RPG for Game Cube. Beautiful graphics. Fun and unique game-play for a change. BUT TERRIBLE, and I mean TERRIBLE voice acting. It is highly recommended you turn off the voice option the second you start this game up. ;)

"Why do I sound so eager and excited in every scene my actor dubs?!", exclaimed Lyude.

Baten Kaitos by Sad Gamer May 13, 2005

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batsen

A Dutch word for having sexual intercourse.

Guy: What means batsen?
Dutch guy: Batsen means having sex.

batsen by EmmaBatstJou September 6, 2007

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jazen wang bazen Hwang

Jazen wang bazen Hwang will be your bro for life!!!!! He is the coolest dude on the planet and he always invites good viiiiiiiiiiibes!!! I would literally suck his cock if I could, and stay on my knees whenever he commands it!! cuz he's so good looking!!!!!!!!!! If you ever run into a Jazen wang bazen Hwang then hold on for dear life, bcuz he is someone that can make u scream in the sheets, but make your heart throb in the streets.

Love,

Jetsin

Jetsin: I wanna fucking suck jazen wang Bazen Hwang
Samson: Dude! No fucking way your that gay!!!
Jetsin: Sorry, my hormones get so out of wack when mr bazen is around!!!
Samson: I know he's SUCH a heartthrob !!
Jetsin: I want him to pierce my asshole, and call me Fidel.

jazen wang bazen Hwang by jetty sinner April 11, 2021

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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