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When the dick is so bad and sickening , it’s contagious
Dylan- aye I got batpenis
Batpenis by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020
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Battenburg 

A bizarre sexual practice found only in retirement homes. As nursing staff are generally unwilling to assist, participants must make imaginative use of the equipment in the disabled toilet.

TV researchers have dedicated a disproportionate amount of time to this activity, mysteriously without ever airing any of the results.
"Are you ready for a bit of Battenburg, Thora?"

"You're a filthy fucker Alan!"

"Yes I am, but that wasn't a 'no', was it..."
Battenburg by Dr Filthperv October 4, 2012

batten down the hatches 

Nautical: secure a boat's hatch-tarpaulins, esp. when rough weather is expected.

Figurative: prepare for a difficult time or crisis, trouble is coming.
Oh ohh, batten down the hatches, here comes the tax collector.
batten down the hatches by uvu November 19, 2007

Baten Kaitos

New RPG for Game Cube. Beautiful graphics. Fun and unique game-play for a change. BUT TERRIBLE, and I mean TERRIBLE voice acting. It is highly recommended you turn off the voice option the second you start this game up. ;)
"Why do I sound so eager and excited in every scene my actor dubs?!", exclaimed Lyude.
Baten Kaitos by Sad Gamer May 13, 2005
Guy: What means batsen?
Dutch guy: Batsen means having sex.
batsen by EmmaBatstJou September 6, 2007

jazen wang bazen Hwang 

Jazen wang bazen Hwang will be your bro for life!!!!! He is the coolest dude on the planet and he always invites good viiiiiiiiiiibes!!! I would literally suck his cock if I could, and stay on my knees whenever he commands it!! cuz he's so good looking!!!!!!!!!! If you ever run into a Jazen wang bazen Hwang then hold on for dear life, bcuz he is someone that can make u scream in the sheets, but make your heart throb in the streets.

Love,

Jetsin
Jetsin: I wanna fucking suck jazen wang Bazen Hwang
Samson: Dude! No fucking way your that gay!!!
Jetsin: Sorry, my hormones get so out of wack when mr bazen is around!!!
Samson: I know he's SUCH a heartthrob !!
Jetsin: I want him to pierce my asshole, and call me Fidel.