Battlehub

A battlehub is a place where great minds plan an online war.
The battlehub has hi-tech equipment including a chalkboard, easel with poster paint and a slide show projector.
The kings of the battlehub normally sit on a wooden horse and wave a plastic sword around. On their helmet is a sticker with the name of their fictional tribe scribbled on it with a crayon.
If the plan is successful their mother will reward them with milk and cookies.

Battlehub king: I'm nobling your ass in the battlehub.

Victim: I quit weeks ago

Battlehub king: Mummy is sure to give me milk and cookies!

Battlehub by ~James~ April 4, 2008

battlehuntz 

a menace to society. should be killed on sight.

battlehuntz: do you like sonic *pisses on sonic colors ultimate switch cartridge*

battlehuntz by sussyfartballs6969 September 16, 2021

Excaliburd Battlehawk 

Born to the Arch Duke of Soulard and twice knighted by the Duchess of St. Louis City and County, Excaliburd Battlehawk is the most supreme sportsman in all the lands. He honors the ancient code of the Battlehawk Warriors tasked with forever guarding that which they hold most dear, The Dome.

Excaliburd Battlehawk once Ka Kawed and Chuck Norris flew over.

Excaliburd Battlehawk by BIG BIRD Battlehawk March 2, 2020

battlehawks 

The only football franchise located in St. Louis. They play in the XFL and are the only team in the league who’s logo was not created on a video game by an 8 year old. The team is named after the most feared bird In the sky. The legendary Battle Hawk has dominated every challenger, and is well represented with dominating play on the field. The intensity of Battlehawks play is only matched by their rowdy post game celebrations.

The current hard seltzer shortage was caused by the Battlehawks celebration after their win over the Renegades.

battlehawks by Kb25 February 10, 2020

Battleharten 

A word used originally by Rob Dyrdek, used as a name for his subconcious.

"To discover our inner concious, you will need to pick a name."
"Battleharten"

Battleharten by Steve & Battleharten April 6, 2009

Battlejob 

The act of receiving oral sex while in the process of playing Battlefield 3 on Xbox or any other gaming platform, preferably without need to pause or stop the game.

"Wow, I was totally kicking ass in the game when my boy/girl friend took the time to give me a Battlejob"

Battlejob by ringbarrer74 November 8, 2011

Battlefuck 

The act of two or more men walking around like crabs with boners and begin to fight.

One loses when they go soft.

Jon: You see those gay dudes battlefucking?

Frank: YEAH! I got $5 on the black one!

Battlefuck by Whirlingd November 3, 2011