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battlebob by Bossbattlebob July 15, 2023
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battletoads
Popular subject of prank calls to electronics stores, such as best buy, gamestop and wal-mart, started on 4chan.
Callers frequently substitute battletoads with other synonyms such as reptilewars and amphibious holocaust to see if the store worker gets the reference.
Callers frequently substitute battletoads with other synonyms such as reptilewars and amphibious holocaust to see if the store worker gets the reference.
WM: Hello this is Quanisha at your local 24-hour Walmart no we do not have Battletoads how may I help you?
caller: BATTLETOADS!?!?!?
WM: *click*
caller: BATTLETOADS!?!?!?
WM: *click*
battletoads by SwanyZOMG December 9, 2007
Battlebots
Battlebots by dopeman 123456789 April 7, 2017
Bottlejobs
The definition of bottlejobs is Tottenham Hotspur because they seem to bottle (lose) every match they play or any competition they compete in. They have not won a trophy since 2008.
Jeff: "You watching any footy this weekend?"
Phil: "Yeah going to watch the bottlejobs take on Burnley"
Phil: "Yeah going to watch the bottlejobs take on Burnley"
Bottlejobs by mikewhite February 8, 2019
Battlejob
The act of receiving oral sex while in the process of playing Battlefield 3 on Xbox or any other gaming platform, preferably without need to pause or stop the game.
"Wow, I was totally kicking ass in the game when my boy/girl friend took the time to give me a Battlejob"
Battlejob by ringbarrer74 November 8, 2011
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