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Battlejob

The act of receiving oral sex while in the process of playing Battlefield 3 on Xbox or any other gaming platform, preferably without need to pause or stop the game.
"Wow, I was totally kicking ass in the game when my boy/girl friend took the time to give me a Battlejob"
by ringbarrer74 November 8, 2011
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Battleno

The PM of MPC who loves anime so much.
by All of MPC May 25, 2021
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battletoads

Popular subject of prank calls to electronics stores, such as best buy, gamestop and wal-mart, started on 4chan.

Callers frequently substitute battletoads with other synonyms such as reptilewars and amphibious holocaust to see if the store worker gets the reference.
WM: Hello this is Quanisha at your local 24-hour Walmart no we do not have Battletoads how may I help you?
caller: BATTLETOADS!?!?!?
WM: *click*
by SwanyZOMG December 9, 2007
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Battlebots

Battlebots is the coolest show ever where robots fight FTP
Battlebots is the best show ever
by dopeman 123456789 April 7, 2017
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BattleToading

To beat someone using a leg torn off a robot. This is a reference to the classic BattleToads game for the NES.
I caught someone breaking into the robotics lab, so I grabbed the nearest limb and he quickly became a victim of BattleToading.
by DelColle June 4, 2009
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Bottlejobs

The definition of bottlejobs is Tottenham Hotspur because they seem to bottle (lose) every match they play or any competition they compete in. They have not won a trophy since 2008.
Jeff: "You watching any footy this weekend?"
Phil: "Yeah going to watch the bottlejobs take on Burnley"
by mikewhite February 8, 2019
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Battlegorn

Battlegorn is something that is so ambiguous that no one knows what it actually means or is. It is used in the children's book series "The Rabbit of Battlegorn," where not even the author knows what the Battlegorn is. For example, the author writes, "I think the Battlegorn is the kingdom where the rabbits live, but it could be a giant toad for all I know."
Battlegorn blows!
Battlegorn is awesome!
What the Battlegorn?
Battlegorn. Just Battlegorn.
by Mr. Uncanny December 4, 2022
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