Battle Sex

An aggressive form a sexual intercourse that incorporates violent physical actions towards one another commonly resulting in cuts, bruises, bleeding, various bodily injury, stroke, seizure, or possible death.

"Dude, how was last night? What happened to your arm... and your hair?"
"Well, last night was incredible. We had BATTLE SEX!!" *play battle sex theme song here*

by Dr. Koonie, PhD, OGBYN December 2, 2005

Beer Bottle Sex

Occurs when a man cannot have sex with a women because she is not ready (wet). The resulting effect can be closely related to trying to stick your penis inside of a Beer Bottle.

" - Man, I wanted to fuck Dana so badly, but she wasn't in the mood.. I couldn't wait, i just stuck it in!

- Ouch!... Beer Bottle Sex"

by Wessiach January 28, 2009

Water bottle sex

When you're tired of jerking off with your hand so you fuck the shit out a water bottle until you cum, then you drink your cummy water

I drank my cum during water bottle sex

by Nice cock February 3, 2021

water bottle sex

its when you shove your penis into the opening of a water bottle

Joe: guess what I did last night?
Dan: what?
Joe: I just had the best water bottle sex ever

by fagfagfason December 13, 2017

Water Bottle Sex

Having sexual intercourse in a tightly cramped space (shower, car, pantry)

“Dude water bottle sex makes it hard to do so many positions”

by masdadace August 11, 2025

Battle of the Sexes

When a small group of males and a small group of females battle with brawn and whit. In most cases of Battle of the Sexes the male will dominate the battle, although in the end the females always seem to find a way to out-whit the competition.

The Battle of the Sexes met every Sunday evening.;
Battle of the Sexes is a riot!
Battle of the Sexes loves chopped and screwed!

by Owen Wald October 21, 2007

Battle of the sexes

A bloody mess.

Before the battle of the sexes, we were all on the front line marching, and I was probably just as scared as any other dude to fight a bunch of dykes, but I remember thinking this is it, this is the truth! I've never felt so alive.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021