Battell 

Commonly used as a last name in individuals who enjoy being the selected member of a bukkake party.

Dude I felt bad for that battell last night he/she was covered.

Battell by The masterful HN November 1, 2012

Battlelands, battlelands?

A phrase you say to someone if you don't know the answer to a question or didn't even understand the question in the first place.

Person1: Hey do you know what Minecraft is?
Person 2: Battlelands, battlelands?

Battlelands, battlelands? by Heinze Doofenshmirtz June 11, 2019

battlelack

Any combination of an old, fat, gnarled, unsightly woman who is frumpy, dresses weird, etc. who doesn't have anything going for them besides their many cats at home.

Take a look at this old battlelack, she can't even drive.

battlelack by Spartans! August 7, 2006

battlelore

A baddass epic metal band that sings about middle earth. they use a "beauty and the beast" style where their lead vocals alternate between a woman singing and a man growling

Battlelore lyrics:
(Attack of the Orks)
They shall raze your villages, destroy your camps
Rape your cattle and slaughter your wives
Under the darkness they shall arrive
Hear the screams, prepare for war

battlelore by thegrossboy November 4, 2006

Away Message Battel!

An AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!! occurs when you Instant Message someone while your away message is up, and in turn, get their away message - spawning two battling rapid-fire style auto-responses. Your screen scrolls really fast, your heart races; and in the heat of the moment, you yell it loud: "AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!!"

Mrwhale Jr (12:10:00): I'm drawing a giant taco

Auto response from Shower Tim (12:10:01): I'M NOT HERE!!

Auto response from Mrwhale Jr (12:10:02): Free Eyeball Washes!

Mrwhale Jr: (12:10:08): AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!!!!

Away Message Battel! by Mr Whale Jr. May 15, 2006

Bartello 

A sex kitten of sorts. Bartellos are smart, considerate people.

My Bartello is better than Pikachu.

Bartello by bananapeels3 April 22, 2009

Luis Bartell 

A real nigga who is the best at everything formed by matter in all reality and time

"Luis Bartell is the GOAT "

Luis Bartell by Luisotb May 23, 2018