Bat-caving

The act of sitting in ones room or bed completely instilled in darkness much before the time they plan on going to sleep. One who bat-caves often keeps them self occupied with a computer or videogame to play on. Music is not typically listened to by the bat caver and social conversation does not usually take place. It is described by common bat-cavers by relaxing, or "me time" to settle down. Bat caving is usually followed by whacking off and then going to sleep.

Guy 1: Why the fuck is it so dark in your room?
Guy 2: Im bat-caving, chill.
Guy 1: fucking weird-o.

by itchyisraeli October 28, 2012

bat caving

when a boy/girl (usually used for a boy) goes off to a dark room to talk on the phone with thier girlfriend/boyfriend when they are supposed to be hanging out with thier friends.

bobby:"hey, where did joey go?"
mike:"oh hes bat caving up in his room"

by Patrick Gabe August 26, 2005

bat caving

the process of waking somebody up by farting directly in their face while bare assed

At the end of the party when Jon passed out, Mike went bat caving

by ScottieC October 13, 2006

Batcaving

This is an advanced sexual act, performed when one is feeling in the mood to surprise ones lady. You start this delight by turning off all lights in the room. Get your lady to lay on her side and ask her to look at the ceiling. Now, grab your erect meat seeking pissile and shine a torch from underneath to display the sillouette on the ceiling, while screaming "TO THE BATCAVE" and with one swift, vigorous thrust, insert ones member into her anus. Lube is optional, but dry docking is not recommended unless you do not value your teeth/balls/relationship.

I gave Tonya a real good batcaving last night. Luckily, she enjoyed it so didn't even knock my teeth out afterward.

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 3, 2021

Batcaving

Staying up late at night and into the early morning (usually in a confined space such as one's room or house) while sleeping for most of the day, much like a bat.

He spent all night batcaving in his room in front of his computer.

by puggyface April 15, 2009

batcaving

Asocial behavior, most often seen in the suburban United States, in which people will enter and exit their house or apartment by way of the garage, thereby eliminating any unwanted social interaction with neighbors, passers-by, and the outside world in general. Staying in one's vehicle until entry or exit from the garage has been completed is key to effective batcaving, as is having an automatic, remotely-openable garage door. Living in a gated community provides an additional level of batcavability.

Did you hear about that woman in the news? She lives around here!

How would anyone know? Out here, neighbors go batcaving in and out of their place and we never see them. Except when they mow the lawn. And everybody pays to have that done anyway.

by contrary guy July 31, 2008

Batcaving

A sexual fetish in which a person asks their sexual partner(s) to stick a batman figurine in his or her butt.

"It was only the first date and he tried to stick a batman figurine in my ass.'

"Ah, he tried to bat cave you."

batcaving.

fetishes

by AliMac July 17, 2012