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S/He is such a Bastlin!
Bastlin by MUSTMAN June 16, 2023
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Dick Battling Space Unicorn 

A unicorn with a dick for a horn that shoots jizz lazers out of the horn.
A bukaki is like a Dick battling space unicorn fight.

bassline junkie 

Someone who doesn't need drugs for a high they only need a big dirty stinking bass. They may be seen dancing eratically and fist pumping like there's no tomorrow in clubs. They can be misinterpretted for a bass junkie but they are infact bassline junkies that only get high off music.
For example
- “did you see those girls in garlands last night”
- “yeah they were going for it”
- “yeah proper bassline junkie”
bassline junkie by bassline junkie February 11, 2013

high baseline 

Refers to an individual constantly indulged in effortless, trouble-free dopamine hits such that their will power in doing less reward-intensive tasks towards long-term success and fulfillment declines, resulting in an overall decrease in productivity, attentiveness, and satisfaction.
Man, all Luke does is eat junk food, watch Netflix, and play video games. He is so high baseline!
high baseline by moud February 20, 2023

Josh Bastin 

Mainly known as @handsomesouthernboy on tiktok. One of the most intelligent and hot white boys on tiktok with a decent following. Will always be a king and white boy of the month all of the time!!!!! Every girl and guy swoons and moans over him!!
Person 1: Who's Josh Bastin? He's on tiktok, is hot, and knows his Megan.

Person 2: OK weirdo.
Josh Bastin by babyoilforyourknees September 10, 2020
to spend hours upon hours in the Glenn G Bartle library (at Binghamton University), usually during midterms or finals week. Some students (usually asian) bartle year-round. Usually results in fatigue, procrastination, and insanity.
Desiree: Hey Anna, are you bartling?
Anna: Yeah, I've been bartling all night! I'm in the Hebrew section, come join!
Bartling by bearCat December 17, 2012

baseline piss 

Peeing in a urinal or a toilet from the side instead of from the front. Analogous to a basketball player shooting a jump shot from the baseline rather than from the top of the key.
Jamanthony: One sec Reece, I'm bout to take a baseline piss.
Shareece: Who the fuck you think you are b? Shane Battier?
Jamanthony: He got two rings. How many you got Reece?
Shareece: Damn cuz you got me, ok go ahead...
baseline piss by xjamanthonyx September 22, 2013
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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