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baseball cards
Basically these are collector items in the vein of Pokemon Cards and Magic Cards, but predates all card based collectables. Like magic and pokemon cards, baseball cards contain statistics, but unlike magic and pokemon cards, the players with which these statistics refer to are real and not imaginary like players dipicted in magic and pokemon, which are made up to serve gaming purposes. Thus, baseball cards are not gaming cards and serve only to amuse and pleasure those who love baseball and their players (See keedon, baseball).
That damn keedon got so obsessed with getting that Ken Griffey Jr. baseball card that he flunked his midterms and got me to do his homework. Damn him and his obsession with baseball cards!!! (See keedon).
baseball cards by Dean Truong November 5, 2005
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Basef • BaseFooked • basefooking • Basefris • base face • Base floats • BASE FUCK !!! • Baseball • base • Baseball, huh?
barefooting
barefooting by Starchylde January 15, 2015
based retard
based retard by SloppyPartyBottom November 3, 2018
Play Baseball
To freebase cocaine.
Made famous during the legendary "Sister Christian" drug den scene in the movie "Boogie Nights."
Alfred Molina gives one of the best performances of his career as doped up drug dealer/party animal, Rahad Jackson.
Made famous during the legendary "Sister Christian" drug den scene in the movie "Boogie Nights."
Alfred Molina gives one of the best performances of his career as doped up drug dealer/party animal, Rahad Jackson.
Rahad Jackson: "You guys want to play baseball?" (As he's freebasing some cocaine by the bar)
Dirk Diggler: "No" (looking nervous)
Reed Rothchild: "No thank you" (looking nervous)
Dirk Diggler: "No" (looking nervous)
Reed Rothchild: "No thank you" (looking nervous)
Play Baseball by Best Scene Ever February 4, 2014
C team baseball
When a group of young boys from Fort Collins High School jerk each other off and suck one another’s dick in the back of a school bus coming home from a baseball game.
C team baseball by Fort Collins HS January 24, 2020
Hit Based
Synonym: "Foe confidence"
A leisurely used word to describe a comment that is either too confidently said and/or is used as a way to cover major insecurity that is 100% fuck no.
"As time progresses things mutate and become much different and they evolve"-Chris D'elia at 2:00 of Ten Minute Podcast's episode "TMP- Hit Based"
Pyramid of Evolution/Latin Roots:
Hieugh 'nsecure
Hieu 'nsecure
Hie 'nsecure
Hit 'nsecure
Hit Based.
A leisurely used word to describe a comment that is either too confidently said and/or is used as a way to cover major insecurity that is 100% fuck no.
"As time progresses things mutate and become much different and they evolve"-Chris D'elia at 2:00 of Ten Minute Podcast's episode "TMP- Hit Based"
Pyramid of Evolution/Latin Roots:
Hieugh 'nsecure
Hieu 'nsecure
Hie 'nsecure
Hit 'nsecure
Hit Based.
Bryan *while holding a pop tart of a phone*: "I was shooting a TV show in Alaska, by the way, a hunting show."
Chris: "That is hit based as fuck, dude."
Will: "Hit based for sure."
Chris: "That is hit based as fuck, dude."
Will: "Hit based for sure."
Hit Based by Tenmidpodette October 19, 2014
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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