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BARTOWED 

Being cut off at a Bar when your Sober
That Asian Bartender Bartowed Jordan and Clay last night. It was bullshit they were the soberest people there.
BARTOWED by Huskey Ninja August 30, 2010
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barlowed 

verb. to become completley drunk to the point of unconsciousness, and embarrass ones self hugely. person is most likely oblivious to previous nights action once the alcohol/substance has worn off.
'oh my, did you see that girl last night?'
'yeah, she totally got herself barlowed'
barlowed by i heart jb December 22, 2008
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Barlowed 

To remove a post from Facebook after rethinking the potential implications of said post.
Darn he/she barlowed the post, it was so funny, I hope someone screen capped it.
Barlowed by sellit September 19, 2011

Barlowed 

Very very drunk
"Bloody hell iv'e had that much to drink am absolutely fuckin barlowed"
Barlowed by w&F February 8, 2010

Barlowed 

To get very drunk on a weekday and not make it into work the next morning.
Co-worker 1: Oh where is Matt today?
Co-worker 2:He got Barlowed!
Barlowed by Agahahs1 January 6, 2017

Barlowed 

‘Barlowed’ which can also be referred to as ‘gazz’d’ is a term used to describe someone who has drunk so much alcohol that it’s left them in a confused state, and soiled underwear.
Did you see that lad sat down on the sofa? He was totally barlowed!

Fuck me that lads gazz’d off his chops
Barlowed by ssparkey October 31, 2023

Get barlowed 

“Your going to get Barlowed
Your going to get barlowed he said to this girl

She came to school pregnant
Get barlowed by Ah_idkk May 20, 2023
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