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Bartentard 

Someone who works behind a bar and has very little knowledge of their job, beer, wine, or alcohol in general.
"This bartentard only charged me $2.50 for this Southern Tier Unearthly, he thought it was a Yuengling!"
Bartentard by 814DH May 28, 2009
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Barretard 

Angry`Chakra from 2wai in disguise
When Chakra thinks no one is around he uses a barret and becomes a "barretard"
Barretard by . February 1, 2004

Barretard 

Someone who overuses the cheap, one-hit-kill gun known as the "Barret" in the game soldat
Man, Did u see that barretard, what a frickin camper, let's hunt him down and kill his ass
Barretard by Oddlot April 29, 2004

barretard 

A newbie with a Barrett.
OMG IT'S SUPERKILL! GET 'IM! Yarr.
barretard by Niff July 11, 2004

Bartendard 

Someone who works behind a bar and has very little knowledge of their job, beer, wine, or alcohol in general.
This bartendard only charged me $2.50 for this Southern Tier Unearthly, he thought it was a Yuengling!
Bartendard by 814DH May 30, 2009

brentard 

Someone who has all the potential in the world to do great things but stays up too late playing video games and blows off work because he sleeps all day.
He could be a great team member but instead he’s a BRENTARD!
brentard by BugDaddy2109 March 16, 2022

batetarded 

Similar to “gooning” when you’ve jacked off for such a long session (hours) that you have no sense of place, time…or anything else.
Bro…that dude just spent hundreds of dollars on porn sites and spent hours on his meat…dude is totally batetarded
batetarded by BigBob400 September 30, 2023
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