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Barretard 

Angry`Chakra from 2wai in disguise
When Chakra thinks no one is around he uses a barret and becomes a "barretard"
Barretard by . February 1, 2004

Barretard 

Someone who overuses the cheap, one-hit-kill gun known as the "Barret" in the game soldat
Man, Did u see that barretard, what a frickin camper, let's hunt him down and kill his ass
Barretard by Oddlot April 29, 2004

barretard 

A newbie with a Barrett.
OMG IT'S SUPERKILL! GET 'IM! Yarr.
barretard by Niff July 11, 2004

Bartendard 

Someone who works behind a bar and has very little knowledge of their job, beer, wine, or alcohol in general.
This bartendard only charged me $2.50 for this Southern Tier Unearthly, he thought it was a Yuengling!
Bartendard by 814DH May 30, 2009

brentard 

Someone who has all the potential in the world to do great things but stays up too late playing video games and blows off work because he sleeps all day.
He could be a great team member but instead he’s a BRENTARD!
brentard by BugDaddy2109 March 16, 2022

batetarded 

Similar to “gooning” when you’ve jacked off for such a long session (hours) that you have no sense of place, time…or anything else.
Bro…that dude just spent hundreds of dollars on porn sites and spent hours on his meat…dude is totally batetarded
batetarded by BigBob400 September 30, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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