Definitions by Niff

Bush ruffle 

While sexually pleasing a woman with a large pubic growth, you make the vagina talk like a bearded man, by pushing and pulling both sides of the vagina.

My wife kicked me out of the bedroom for giving her a bush ruffle!

Bush ruffle by Niff August 20, 2016

Gravy Canon

The act of pooping liquid on the male partners belly whilst performing doggy-style.

My wife totally let loose with a gravy canon last night, after she got shit-faced on tequila!

Gravy Canon by Niff July 25, 2016

barretard 

A newbie with a Barrett.

OMG IT'S SUPERKILL! GET 'IM! Yarr.

barretard by Niff July 11, 2004