A metaphorical erection arising from excessive bromanship. Bromanship occurs because the bond between two bro's is stronger than the bond between a chick and a bro. Because on average men are stronger than women, duh.
Damn,Cam just gave me a massive baroner after he sent Spuza back to the kitchen to make his friends a sandwich.
by what what in the BUTtT March 7, 2011
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Baron is a simple yet complex person in your life. He's got the biggest heart but tends to withhold it from others until he sees that you are a for real person and can be trusted! He's a private guy but he's there for his friends that are like family to him, when they call on him.

He's a good, faithful and a truly loyal young man and would be a catch for any young woman who is real and does not play games.

He loves animals and he's got the heart and the passion of a poet!

He doesn't open up with many people bc he's been hurt before but once he does open up to you, y'all are family, period - bc he trusts you and that doesn't come easy for him!

Baron is the guy to have around!
"Call Baron, he's the only one that knows what to do!"
by cheLLe1963 April 27, 2021
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When an individual is able leave a present location without detection and without notifying anyone.
Hey, where's Mike?
He went home already. I think he Barone'd us.
by E-Boss November 9, 2005
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The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He is concerned about the girl he loves and knows never to do her wrong or lose her. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. Baron is so wonderful, it’s almost impossible to find the words to match.
That guy is so amazing... He must be a BARON
by Izzy^^ November 25, 2010
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to own someone. To be cool, or to do something, awesome. When baroned, you might often be skeeted on, owned, or mooned. Reference to the sav Baron Davis of the Golden State Warriors. Also a loud meaningless remark.
Props to gabe/thunder.
Dude, i just Baroned on you!
I just got Baroned on.

BARRROOOONNN!!
by Penguinder March 2, 2008
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A certain high caliber of man. Person of high quality and prestige. Certified 'dude' status.
Ex1: "Mikey? Yeah dude, he's a total barone."

Ex2: "It was easy to pickup at the loser party... not a barone in sight."
by tonymc November 9, 2011
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